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Family Genes

Family Genes

Any one out there get tired of corporate America (especially the fitness industry) tell us that if we only eat right and exercise we can all put on a thug and poss for the Sport illustrated Bathing suit Issue.
Well look around you and you will realize that is not the truth. last week while i was out for a 8 mile walking in a park i briefly met a woman who was running 10 miles around the park, and she had a lot of junk in her trunk. 
I,m not saying there isn’t benefit in healthy diet and exercise. I am saying that people could have weight problems that stem from their family genes. Good example would be a skinny man who can’t put on weight or large muscles because he has a metabolism that’s is always running in hyper drive.
Well this issue is what inspired me to come up with this short humorous story.

Two guy were talking about how family gene effect the human body. That not all overweight people are fat because they pig out at McDonald ever meal or the only exercise they get is lifting up and down the TV Remote Control to change the channel on the TV.
So one guy say to his friend, " I eat a health low fat diet and eat small portions, I still have high cholesterol. It’s runs in my family genes . "
" My grandfather had this problem and he die from hardening of the arteries,when my dad was 12 years old."
The friend replies, " You might be able to cut your high cholesterol levels down by stop wearing your bother’s hand me down jeans that are made out of chickens that were fried in lard ! "

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
August 21, 2015

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