Sparrowsong you're in charge for a couple of hours...
I have it all under control...
Have a...
All the elements in your body were formed countless of millions of years ago, in the heart of a far away...
These bony white knuckles bloody themselves on grey metal doors, forged and stuck down in basements where...
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Sparrowsong do you know how to play street hockey?
Hockey with no ice?
You can pretend the...
What ya doin'?
Sparrowsong are you always this nosey?
Yup!
No...
Maybe...
Sparrowsong are you doing laundry?
It sounds like the washer is acting up again...
Sparrowsong what's that smell?
I need water...
Get your water...
Sparrowsong you're...
First, I would like to say...
I was inspired by two today...
Thank you Tony and Kaz......
I have my list...
That's good Sparrowsong...
I heard there's a pizza delivery drone?...
Greeted with a twisted smile...
In a very deep voice...
Welcome...
Guests have...
I am the bloodhound. The sticky red nectar of the gods rushing through me, pulsating, I am bloody, I am a...
Hello can you hear me?
Sparrowsong what happened?
I zigged when I should have...
...
"You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say." - F....
Doctor I have my list you asked for...
Let me see what you have...
I want a brain like...
May I borrow your car?
It doesn't have anything to do with...
When I hit the...
That bug has a flashlight in his behind?
His behind is glowing...
Sparrowsong that's a...
Two steps forward slide back...
Sparrowsong what do you...