Guess Who Just Moved Into The Neighbor Hood ?

There is this man who like the most of us , has tried to suppressed  his fear of the Boogeyman hiding underneath  his bed .       One night as this man was getting into his bed for a much needed nights sleep.  He felt something tug on his leg.  He looked down  to see what had him by the leg,to his surprise it was the Grim Reaper.
   The Grim Reaper  who was sticking half way out from underneath  the bed, cheerfully , apologized for causing the fight to the terrified man, than introduced him self.
   The Grim Reaper explained to the man in the bed, that he just moved into the neighborhood and wanted to make new friends,but was having a very hard time due to his occupation .
 So to show the terrified man, he was not this dreadful monster ,every one through out the centuries has made him out to be.   He invited the man in the bed down for dinner.
So the bewildered man in the bed asked the Grim Reaper what he was planning on cooking for dinner? 
The Grim Reaper replied enthusiastically  , For You I will prepare one of my specialties, Roasted Dust Bunnies. 

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
July 4th 2013