Heads Up! Drug Problems Skit

Glass

I'm a lawyer for the international courts 

Butterfly 

I'm a fat Mexican 

Glass (Rubbing elbows)

As you can tell I didn’t really have friends, I'm a little messed up man, I can't walk in a straight line more, the path is forward mine is behind. 

Butterfly 

When I walk in people don’t want to sit around me, unless they really fucked up then they be chillin.

Glass

I'm going to close my eyes and count to ten, when I open them i'll let you in on a secret. 

Butterfly 

That hunter Biden shit was crazy. All of it the gun, the sex workers, his bloodshot stare. I cannot believe those were released. I'm not yelling secret until you tell me about this, period girly. 

Glass

Choo Choo, He's stay strong all alone going to his grave with his super old father. It takes a toll man. 

Butterfly 

Girl, do you think he's gotten bit with the aids virus? 

Glass 

Sexual misconduct, harassment, theft, racism. If you can think it he's got it. Ricky Rick in knots girly. 

Butterfly 

Knots Girly? Come on, he could become permanently disabled from that. Help him Glass.

Glass

First, I’m almost afraid of catching something and second because it made stomach turn, he needs a contact lens & he'll be alright. 

Butterfly 

What do you believe is the most challenging aspect of his life?

Glass 

Staring in the mirror and he cannot see himself as the only solution anymore, girly... 

Butterfly
 
I have the shakes I'm going to take a nap.