Sticky Lip Gloss Lady

Native American 

I went shopping today

Blair 

Did you stand still by all of the mannequins?

Blair 

And no blinking 

Native American 

I did, the employee said a trans person came into the store and did it rght before I got there. Whoops! 

Blair

You should stir the pot, say something. 

Native American

No. That would be rude & I'm native. 

Blair 

Ok, well I will go first. 

Blair 

Yo mama is such a crackhead she got cotton mouth. 

Native American

Yo mama got a wrinkly left hand. 

Blair

You should vacate your land. And if you approach shit like that, like now, you get could jumped.

Cops

Gotcha Patwa cotton bitch freeze mothafucka. 

Blair (stares into the distance)

Imagine being surrounded by a group of people you like can’t identify with, its kind of like now. 

THE END