Did anyone go to the special needs convention at Yosemite

Ted

I’d like you to name ten things you’re best at. Go!

Poodie

I can swim, fight, eat popsicles, climb trees, read books, blow bubbles, and become the president and you can’t do any of that perfectly rational brain. (Laughs)

Poodie

And by the way Ted, I speak three languages.

Ted

Poodie, I’m living it up on billionaires row here in Chicago, and while you’re living up that election dream, you’ll be in for a brutal beating special needs or not.

Special needs convention at Yosemite staff

We watch Poodie, and his entire whole family they are dem’s and have no special benefits, they’re just special needs. He has two kids and his wife is involved in politics, she’s hoping he can make it to the top.

Ted

I think he does have special benefits, I’ve seen him in three places these recollections come with a twist warning. First, the museum with two balloons yellow and red & he was speaking about Elvis. Second at the diner in Chicago, this was my first meeting special Poodie he was dressed in fitness clothing specifically basketball shorts, out of place only because he is special needs and we don’t offer them sports as they strive for something other than the court. And third at the dentist, he has quite the healthy smile so he has my vote.

Special needs convention at Yosemite staff

He’s a champion for medical marijuana so you should know he’s great at that.

Ted

Listen, I’m going to go to the convention, just to scope it out, if more special needs people are on location then expected I’m going to your bosses house, I’m gonna ring the bell, say I’m his neighbor delivering a bilingual snack pack from my beautiful Asian wife princess Blair I’m going to have him step one foot outside and electrocute him for having poodle undergo this weight all by himself with his little special needs family.

Poodie
Freeze PATfguWA!!!twa BITCHggffreynnfhHH it’s the black stallion and I’m horny come over here and sit on Mr. Poodie Dailey’s lap. Your 35 and 11 months now. You can take this. 

Special needs convention at Yosemite staff (All smiling)
Yeah you need a horse who matches your wild spirit.

Ted
Yeah, cuddle private pine & Patwa so I can take the both of you idiots for a swim.