Nap Time At The Beach

Two friends are sitting on the beach soaking in some sun rays. One is a slim person and the other person is overweight.
 So the over weight person turns toward his friend and says",Last week I decided enough is enough, I am going to work hard to loose 80 pounds of weight !."
 His friend replies, " You have always been comfortable with your situation. Why all of a sudden are you on this kick to loose weight?" 
The over weight person says," I realized I needed to do something about my weight when last week  I  had to go to the police station and file a restraining order against The group Green Peace."
His friend  asked, "Why did you do that for?"
The over weight person replied, " I am sick and tiered of every time I take a nap on the beach,I wake up to being push in the ocean by Green Peace."

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo 
August 11,2013