The Colors Of Love Are A Rainbow-A story of a marriage--some language

The Colors of Love are a Rainbow
A short story of life
By
Jude Kyrie

How can anyone be so stunningly beautiful and yet be a total Bitch he thought.
He had fallen in love with Meg for all the wrong reasons.
She nearly wore the bed out in his small apartment for the six months he dated her.
Then he married her
That's when it changed.
Yes for sure it was then.

He should write a book 
Just two word long
a sure fire fucking best seller.

How to cure a Nymphomaniac
By Harry Proctor
Marry Them
The End

She was bossy and mean
Do this do that
Are you never getting up the garden's overgrown you idle prick.
Fuck the garden i said under my breath.
Get in here for some more nookie.

I think it was after a year I hated her guts.
Get over here and fix the TV  remote you useless dick.
GGGGRRRRR
I mouthed Bitch and she heard me whisper fucking Harpie.
She went quiet I thought maybe
I just need to get a pair and stand up to her.
She reached me in the kitchen and delivered
a three-pointer right in my goolies.
OMG OMG
I thought I was going to have three Adam's apples.

She took me to bed later
When all was functioning again
She was fucking incredible
she could do things the girls did
in the naughty, man magazines I kept hidden.
I met Annette and her husband at a street party.
It must be thirty years ago now.
God, I never believed in love at first sight but she got me.
Soft spoken blue eyed busty OMG I wanted her.
It was mutual.
but we didn't take it to its conclusion she was married to Bill
And I had Meg my fucking nightmare harpie. 
She noticed me ogling Annette and cut my sex off for six weeks.
I laughed at her make it a fucking year I don't care. 
After three months 
she took me back to her bed 
my tongue hanging out to my toes
the dog was starting to look good.
And fucked the rest of my brains out on the bed.
God to her  that sack was like a pool table to a hustler.

She said don't you even think of trying to get a divorce 
she was slicing a big tomato with Henkel carver extra slow so fucking malevolent.
Imagine your useless dick on here she smiled menacingly
as a thin skinny slice of tomato fell on the cutting board.
You belong to me Harry 
Don't you ever forget it,
She scared the bejabbers out of me .

I tried to relive all my sins 
but I can't think of one bad enough to deserve this
….I almost used the C word--
it was on the tip of my tongue
but my aversion therapy flooded in.

I had used it as a boy on my buddy 
when he missed a penalty in the school playoffs 
my mom had heard.
And even now whenever I try to use it I can taste lye soap.

So I changed it to the B word.

After thirty-five years she was hit by a truck and was killed instantly.
All I could think was 
I hope the poor truck driver is alright.
And then dancing around the living room.
IM FREE __IM FREE----  IM FREE
YEAHHHHHH!!!

I decided to go to church again
He had finally answered one of my fucking prayers.
I found God at the age of  Fifty- eight.

I saw Annette in the church
she was older but still filled a great bra.
She said harry sorry for your loss
I looked sad and down at the floor
put my poor fucking Harry face on.
And thought 
Don't make me laugh Annette
I got chapped lips.

She came over a week later.
She was in my bed ready for a Harry Special.
I had waited thirty fucking years for this.
Get ready girl Dr. Loves just a moment away.

Then on the dresser in front of me.
Was a picture of our wedding day
She was beautiful just like I remembered.
God I couldn't wait to get her out of that fucking dress.
I think I had an erection for the whole service.
I could hardly remember the words.
Do you take this woman-----a mile away
You're damn tooting
I'll take this woman
Wait while I get her in that hotel.
And give her America's favorite breakfast
A roll in bed with honey.

Then it hit me like a fucking black shadow
I sat on the edge of the bed.
The long lusted Annette ready to trot.
But I was 
Weeping like a child
with my head in my hands.
I said to Annette. 
I am sorry honey.
I just can't do it
I just didn't realize
how much I loved my wife.

Not all marriages are made in heaven
but they are all lived here on earth
LOL
Jude