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Ugh, Why Must The Missus...

Ugh, Why Must The Missus Vacuum At The Crack Of Dawn?

(circa: early December 27, 2018 morning)

There appears to be a
virulent (possibly deadly)...

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Oh No Mister Bill! Not...

Oh No Mister Bill! Not Another Car Repair!

Aside from vehicular insurance, you
must be aware another
reason car ownership
finds...

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Constrained By Obsessive...

Constrained By Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Thrashing frantically with futility
fore and aft fuels unseen internal racket,
which...

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Wistful Woebegone Yesteryear

Wistful Woebegone Yesteryear

Perhaps like a lightning
bolt of clear out of the blue
rigor mortis (tenon and
three...

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Fraught With IBS Irritable...

Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome...

Rear lee if ever suffices as an apt poetic title
amidst bookish canon - while
this writer (...

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Holly Day Cheer, Oy Vey

Holly Day Cheer, Oy Vey

Lemme breathe smoke free air, okay
devoid of exhaust from swarm
(bajillion) enroute without...

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Harumph To Holiday Hoopla –...

Harumph To Holiday Hoopla – Phish Pshaw!

Relieved of fatherhood Saint
Nick schtick found me
to relinquish ratty outfit, and stow away...

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Sans Sixth (psychic) non...

Sans Sixth (psychic) non Sense...

Posing As Dystopian Rant

This prognosticator doth predict
potential based at current rate...

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Shari Todd Harris-Dunning

Shari Todd Harris-Dunning

No acknowledgement could be
commensurate nar e'er
equivalent to countless years (scores of...

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Government (show) Shut Down...

Government (show) Shut Down December 2018

Messianic Don found tarnished appeal
trumpeted bluster thwarted
with muted (hip hip hooray)...

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Bitcoin Player In The...

Bitcoin Player In The Blockchain Of Life

As always when in the initial throes
of writing what I strive to concoct viz
pièce de ré·sis·...

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Quest Shuns Truth

Quest Shuns Truth

Avid interest prevails
for this "news junky" to get affix -
hence kudos for journalists,...

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IS IT HAUNTED

It was on a Sunday morning
I tiptoed down the stair
thought that I'd heard voices
But...

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Aha...At Last,..Bitta Bing...

Aha...At Last,..Bitta Bing Bitta Bang

The Figurative Nail Hit On The Hair Strand Size Head!

Though no physician,
this aging baby...

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Death Friended Me On Facebook

Death Friended Me On Facebook

(while trapped in Pottstown
Memorial Hospital parking lot).

My humble apology to those,...