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GOD...KNOW,Z !?X

GOD...KNOW,Z !?X

GOD KNOW,Z..WHAT HE,S DOING !?
BUT..WE CANT BE SURE OF THAT!?
HE..COULD DO WITH A REMINDER...

Poem -

Where,s..My Super - Man !?X

Where,s..My Super - Man !?X

What ..Doesn,t kill ya !?
Makes..Ya stronger !?
Makes..Ya wanna live !?
Just..That...

Poem -

WRITER,S...BLOCK !?X

WRITER,S...BLOCK !?X

I THINK..I,VE GOT WRITER,S BLOCK !?

ALL I CAN THINK OF IS COCK !?

GOT COCK ..ON THE BRAIN...

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Poem -

BUILDING..OF LOVE !?X

BUILDING..OF LOVE !?X

I,M..WORKING ON A BUILDING OF LOVE !?
NEED..TO FIT FIRM FOUNDATION,S !?
GET..MY MEASURE OUT...

Poem -

YUMMY.!<3 NOT WORTHLESS !?X

YUMMY.!&lt;3 NOT WORTHLESS !?X

I WONT.. DEGRADE MYSELF ANYMORE !?
DONT BOTHER..KNOCKING AT MY DOOR !?
YOU..DONT GIVE A...

Poem -

SECRET..SMILE !?X

SECRET..SMILE !?X

SHE...HAS A SECRET SMILE !?

SHE..USE,S ONLY FOR HIM !?

WITH CUM..TO BED EYE.S !?

...

Poem -

OOH" DLES & OOH...

OOH&quot; DLES &amp; OOH.DLES !?X

I BELEIVE..IN MIRACLES

I,VE TAKEN OFF MY

ROSE COLOURED SPECTACLES

SAID..A PRAYER TO...

Poem -

THAT..EXTRA MILE !?X

THAT..EXTRA MILE !?X

IF... I MEASURED LOVE BY SEX!?
LOVING & GIVING !?
& ALL IT,S EFFECT,S!?
I,D.....

Poem -

FEET..& INCHE,S GIRL !?X

FEET..&amp; INCHE,S GIRL !?X

I COULDN,T ..TELL YA !
WHAT.. A LITRE
A KILO OR A METRE ARE !?
"FOR TOFFEE !"
I...

Poem -

T" WAS..AN HONOUR DAD !?X

T&quot; WAS..AN HONOUR DAD !?X

DAD

WHEN GOD CREATED YOU!?
TO..BE MY DAD !?
HE TOOK ..A GENEROUS SPIRIT !?
...

Poem -

ON ..YA MAT !?X

ON ..YA MAT !?X

ILL.. FORWARD YOU..AN INVOICE !?

FOR SERVICE.S ..RENDERED!?

FEW YEAR,S ..WORTH

OF...

Poem -

ON..THIS SHELF !?X ( WITH...

ON..THIS SHELF !?X ( WITH ELF !&quot;)

YA..SCORED AN OWN GOAL
YA .STUPID ARSE HOLE !?
FAR ..FROM PERFECT!?
I WAS..SO WORTH IT...

Poem -

INVISIBILITY CLOAK !?X

INVISIBILITY CLOAK !?X

I WISH.. I HAD A CLOAK

OF.. TOTAL INVISABILITY

I WOULD..USE IT OFTEN !?

& COME...

Poem -

SO...WOT" THE FUCK (...

SO...WOT&quot; THE FUCK ( ROCK MY PEN !) ?X

I CAN.. MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH !?
OR..MAKE THEM CRY !?
THEIR JAW.. MAY DROP
DOWN TO THE...

Poem -

BRAIN BOX !?X

BRAIN BOX !?X

I NEED. TO START THINKING

OUTSIDE ..OF THE BOX !?

I,M SICK OF MY LIFE !?

BEING.....

Poem -

SWEET....T !?X

SWEET....T !?X

TEA...FOR 2
& 2 FOR TEA
ME FOR YOU!?
& YOU FOR ME !?
TIMOTHY OR TETLEY...

Poem -

EYE.. 2 EYE !?X

EYE.. 2 EYE !?X

I WISH..I HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME !?

THEY,D SEE THING,S

I WANTED THEM TO SEE!?

BE IN...