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DONT..TUG ON MY HEART STRING.S !?
BECAUSE. THEY ARE VERY FRAYED !?
& I FEAR..THEY MAY...

METAMORPHOSIS !?

NOT YOUR,S.. BUT HIS !?

RIGHT IN FRONT

OF..YOUR EYE.S!?

...

IM..GONNA WASH THAT MAN
RIGHT..OUT OF ME HAIR !?
LATHER UP & RINSE AWAY !?
DOWN...

TURN..THAT FROWN
UPSIDE DOWN !?
I.LL BE YOUR QUEEN !?
& WEAR ..YOUR CROWN !?...

ARE..YOU REALLY..THAT DENSE !?

WHY..DO YOU THINK !?

NONE OF THIS..MAKES SENSE !?

...

DO YOU..WANNA HEAR ME ROAR !?

LIKE THE TIGER..THAT I AM !?

OR PURR..LIKE A PUSSY-CAT !...

CAT...GOT YA TONGUE !?X

M.I.E.O.W.

USUALLY....DOES .NO WRONG !?X

P.U.R.R.!!?...

I,VE..FOUND A NAME
FOR ME HUBBIE,S BAUBLES!?
I,VE CALLED ONE .".NAUGHTY !?"
THE OTHER...

IVE BEEN GOOD...AT BEING NAUGHTY!?
I DONT KNOW..IF THAT COUNT,S !?
AS YOU..ADD UP ALL MY SIN....

I,M ..ON SANTA," NAUGHTY LIST !?
I FELL OFF HIS LAP!?
COS..I WAS SO PISSED !?
STUCK MY...

A FAIRY..ON TOP OF THE XMAS TREE
I WOULD LOVE..TO BE !?
LITTLE DO THEY KNOW!?
I,M...

THERE,S ..A VERY FINE LINE !?
BETWEEN..LOVE N HATE !?
YA CAN..FEEL BOTH EMOTION,S !?
...

JACK FROST..IS NIPPING !?
EVERY INCH ..OF OUT-DOOR,S!?
LET,S HOPE HE DOESN,T PREVENT
...

HE LOVES ME..HE LOVES ME NOT !?
AS..HE PLUCKS MY PETAL,S !?
FROM. MY MICKLE MUS DAISY !?...

MY HOME..IS MY LIL" CASTLE
IT,S ..NOT VERY MUCH !?
BUT..I,VE MADE IT MINE !?
&...

NON---APPRECIATION !?
HAS..BEEN THE BAIN OF ,MY LIFE !?
WHICH..IS PROBABLY ..WHY !?
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I.M. ..EVERY MAN,S DREAM !?
THEIR..PEACHES & CREAM !?
BUT.. THING,S ARE DEFINATLY!?...