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NAUGHTY... LIST !?X

NAUGHTY... LIST !?X

I,M ..ON SANTA," NAUGHTY LIST !?
I FELL OFF HIS LAP!?
COS..I WAS SO PISSED !?
STUCK MY TONGUE
DOWN HIS THROAT !?
I PROMISED HIM..SOME REAL DEEP THROAT!
IF WE CARRY ON THIS WAY!?
AS HE ..TICKLED ME BIT"S
& PLAYED..WITH ME TIT,S
WE..GOT CARRIED AWAY !?
NO-WHERE WAS MRS CLAUS TO BE SEEN !?
THING,S WERE GETTING ..RATHER OBSCENE!?
I WHISPERED " GIVE ME YA BOAT !?
WHILE I BUMPED & GINDED ON YOUR LAP..AS I GLOTE!?
DEAR SANTA OR AT LEAST A SNORKEL!?
IN MY WATER BED
IF..YA WANT SOME DELICIOUS HEAD!?
DEAR SANTA.. CUM UP MY CHIMNEY !?
REMOVE..THE SOOT & COB-WEB.S!?
WITH YA SWEEPING BRUSH !?
IVE BEEN...REAL GOOD !?
OR GOOD...AT BEING NAUGHTY !?X
FUCK ALL. THE OTHER KID,S!?
DUMP EM ALL.. & RUSH !?
GET YA BRUSH... GET IT !?
OUT & DUST !?
THAT IS MY...XMAS WISH !?
DEAR SANTA XX

IT,,S ..........A MUST !?X


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