SANTA,S..ONLY A MAN !
HE CAN..ONLY DO WHAT HE CAN!?
HE CAN ..ONLY CUM !?
ONCE A...
YOUR..LIKE A DESEASE! YOU SPREAD WITH EASE ! YOUR EVIL..YOU CAST WITH YOUR INVISIBLE...
JINGLE BALL.S JINGLE BALLS JINGLE BALLS ROCK ! MAKE SURE!! DEAR SANTA...
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PUT YOUR HAND..ON MY HEART!? FEEL..THE ELECTRICTY START!? PUT YOUR HAND..ON MY TUMMY ...
IN MY DREAMS.. I,M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BRIDE !? THERE MY ONLY VISIONS.. OF TIMES GONE BY !? I...
I,D LOVE..A LOVER,S DOSE!? OR. A BOX OF LOVER,S CHOC.S!? OR..DOUBLE HONEY & YOU .ON TOAST...
COULD..THE REAR OF THE YEAR !? GET OFF. YA REAR !? & SPREAD SOME CHEER !? &...
WHY..DID YOU LET
ME..FALL FOR YOU !?X
WHEN..NONE OF WHAT
YOU KNEW..WAS TRUE!?X...
TAKE TIME..TA PONDER
THE LITTLE THING,S !?
IN YOUR LIFE !?
THEN ..COUNT YOURSELF...
IF...YOU DONT WANT MY LOVE !?X
I.LL ..GIVE IT TO SOME-ONE ELSE !?
SOME-ONE..WHO DESERVES IT...
ME & MR SIN !
WOULD LIKE TA TAKE THIS..OPPORTUNITY COS..HE,S SO GOOD TO ME !?...
DEAR FATHER
WHAT IS THIS..LIFE ABOUT !? LISTENING..TO THE SHIT !? THAT.PEOPLE SPOUT...
I,M..A 1 EYED .BLUE EYE,D GREEN PEA !? I,M..A 1 EYED BLACK EYE,D GREEN PEA..S !? BLACK PEA.....
WHERE..DO I END ! WHERE..DO YOU BEGIN !? IS IT..SORROW OR..IS IT SIN !? IF..WE...
W........WHEN, WILL, WORTHY,WONDERFUL,WOMANLY.WONDERING,WAKING, WALLOW,WINE.WHIRL-WIND,WISH,-FUL,WARMING....
I.LL BE..THINKING OF YOU !?
WONDERING..IF YOUR THINKING OF ME !?
I NEED TO SHED !
I...
THIS YEAR..I,M NOT SENDING XMAS CARD,S!? BECAUSE..AT PRESENT ,,TIMES ARE HARD !? I WILL SEND...