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SANTA,S..ONLY A MAN !!!X

SANTA,S..ONLY A MAN !!!X

SANTA,S..ONLY A MAN !

HE CAN..ONLY DO WHAT HE CAN!?

HE CAN ..ONLY CUM !?

ONCE A...

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ANOTHER..RAT IS BORN !?X

ANOTHER..RAT IS BORN !?X

YOUR..LIKE A DESEASE!
YOU SPREAD WITH EASE !
YOUR EVIL..YOU CAST
WITH YOUR INVISIBLE...

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JINGLE.. BALL.S !?

JINGLE.. BALL.S !?

JINGLE BALL.S
JINGLE BALLS
JINGLE BALLS
ROCK !
MAKE SURE!!
DEAR SANTA...

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UNDER-WATER! LOVE !X

UNDER-WATER! LOVE !X

PUT YOUR HAND..ON MY HEART!?
FEEL..THE ELECTRICTY START!?
PUT YOUR HAND..ON MY TUMMY
...

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I DO!!! (..IN MY DREAM,S !?X )

I DO!!! (..IN MY DREAM,S !?X )

IN MY DREAMS.. I,M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BRIDE !?
THERE MY ONLY VISIONS.. OF TIMES GONE BY !?
I...

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LOVER,S..DOSE!?X

LOVER,S..DOSE!?X

I,D LOVE..A LOVER,S DOSE!?
OR. A BOX OF LOVER,S CHOC.S!?
OR..DOUBLE HONEY & YOU .ON TOAST...

Poem -

KISS..GOOD-BYE TO THAT !?X

KISS..GOOD-BYE TO THAT !?X

COULD..THE REAR OF THE YEAR !?
GET OFF. YA REAR !?
& SPREAD SOME CHEER !?
&...

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NOT..TRUE!?X

NOT..TRUE!?X

WHY..DID YOU LET

ME..FALL FOR YOU !?X

WHEN..NONE OF WHAT

YOU KNEW..WAS TRUE!?X...

Poem -

THE..LITTLE THING.S !?X

THE..LITTLE THING.S !?X

TAKE TIME..TA PONDER

THE LITTLE THING,S !?

IN YOUR LIFE !?

THEN ..COUNT YOURSELF...

Poem -

STILL !ON..THIS SHELF !?X

 STILL !ON..THIS SHELF !?X

IF...YOU DONT WANT MY LOVE !?X

I.LL ..GIVE IT TO SOME-ONE ELSE !?

SOME-ONE..WHO DESERVES IT...

Poem -

ME..& MR GORDON SIN !?X

ME..& MR GORDON SIN !?X

ME & MR SIN !

WOULD LIKE TA TAKE
THIS..OPPORTUNITY
COS..HE,S SO GOOD TO ME !?...

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COUNT ..ON YA MOTHER !?X

COUNT ..ON YA MOTHER !?X

DEAR FATHER

WHAT IS THIS..LIFE ABOUT !?
LISTENING..TO THE SHIT !?
THAT.PEOPLE SPOUT...

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I,M A 1 EYED,BLUE EYE,D...

I,M A 1 EYED,BLUE EYE,D GREEN PEA !?X

I,M..A 1 EYED .BLUE EYE,D GREEN PEA !?
I,M..A 1 EYED BLACK EYE,D GREEN PEA..S !?
BLACK PEA.....

Poem -

WHERE...DO I BEGIN !?X

WHERE...DO I BEGIN !?X

WHERE..DO I END !
WHERE..DO YOU BEGIN !?
IS IT..SORROW
OR..IS IT SIN !?
IF..WE...

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WOV.LEY WONKY WORD,S 4 WINE...

WOV.LEY WONKY WORD,S 4 WINE !?X

W........WHEN, WILL, WORTHY,WONDERFUL,WOMANLY.WONDERING,WAKING, WALLOW,WINE.WHIRL-WIND,WISH,-FUL,WARMING....

Poem -

THE..OLD ME !? X

THE..OLD ME !? X

I.LL BE..THINKING OF YOU !?

WONDERING..IF YOUR THINKING OF ME !?

I NEED TO SHED !

I...

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M.RS...SCROOGE !?

M.RS...SCROOGE !?

THIS YEAR..I,M NOT SENDING XMAS CARD,S!?
BECAUSE..AT PRESENT ,,TIMES ARE HARD !?
I WILL SEND...