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M.RS...SCROOGE !?

M.RS...SCROOGE !?

THIS YEAR..I,M NOT SENDING XMAS CARD,S!?
BECAUSE..AT PRESENT ,,TIMES ARE HARD !?
I WILL SEND YOU A TXT !?
OR..YOU.LL RECEIVE AN E-MAIL!?
TRUTH IS.. I CAN,T AFFORD THE STAMP,S !?
COS..OF THE PRICE OF ROYAL MAIL !?
AS LONG..AS YOU RECEIVE MY GREETING !?
THERE,S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT !?
AT LEAST..I AIN,T HAD 
TO LICK THE STAMP 
THAT.. TASTE.S A LOT LIKE KRAP !?
THE STAMP..COST,S MORE !?
THAN THE CARD..THESE DAY,S !?
AT LEAST..WE CAN !?
USE GREETING.S..IN OTHER WAY.S !?
"MERRY XMAS TO YOU !" I,LL SAY !
I WONT COLLECT DUST
ON YOUR WINDOW LEDGE !?
OR NEED RECYCLING!?
IN THE BOX ..BY THE HEDGE !?
JUST..READ MY GREETING !?
& PRESS..DELETE!?
ALSO..SAVED THE POST MAN !?
CYCLING..ON HIS COLD SEAT !?
IT.S..ONLY FOR 1 DAY !?
I,VE GOT OTHER THING,S !?
THAT,,I NEED TO PAY !?
DONT RECYCLE !?
JUST PRESS ..DELETE

" HAPPY NEW YEAR!"  NOW
WHILE I,M HERE !?
THIS IS..SO NEAT   !? : ) XX

Tracy Timothy xx

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BLOSSOM

A witty write Tracy!!!  Have to say you're a bit behind the times lol, been doing that for the last 3 years ha ha!!! :)

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Tracy Timothy

i know x got wise now im a bit slow on the up take lol

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BLOSSOM

Ha ha ha!!!  I doubt that somehow Tracy lol!! :)

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