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MARRIAGE..SHOULD HAVE
A GET OUT..CLAUSE
IF..YOU NO LONGER LOVE EM!?
WRITE ..A LETTER...

THERE ..WAS AN OLD LADY NAMED " MAY !"

WHO.MARRIED A MAN CALLED " RON !"

EVEN THO..RON IS...

I,M SICK..OF BEING ABUSED !?
" WHAT THE FUCK !"
DO YOU..THINK I AM ?
I,M NOT HERE..TO...

SWOLLEN LIP,S....
LUCKY...FINGER!?
YOUR..TASTE ON MY
LIP.S..YOU DO LINGER !?
...

IN THIS..CRAZY, CRAZY LIFE !?
DO I... REALLY WANNA !?
BE SOME-ONE,S WIFE !?
FROM.WHAT...

TURN..THAT FROWN UP-SIDE DOWN !?
I,M YOUR QUEEN.. I WEAR YOUR CROWN !?
YOU WILL BE.. KING...

IT,S NOT ME ...IT,S YOU !?
IT,S NOT YOU..IT,S ME !?
WHERE,S ..YA BLOODY EMPATHY!?
...

HOW CAN I..EXPLAIN THE REASON WHY !?
IT WAS FORTOLD TO ME.MANY.YEAR,S GONE BY!?
BY A MEDIUM.....

SANTA..ASKED ME VERY DISCREETLY
"WHAT WOULD!" YOU LIKE THIS YEAR!?
" I HOPE YOU,VE BEEN A...

TIS..THE SEASON OF ..GOOD WILL !?
100% STRESS FACTOR 10!?
GET ME..A HAPPY PILL!?
IT,S...

SELL ME.. DOWN THE RIVER !?
I,M GUILTY.. OF BEING A GIVER !?
IT SEEM,S A CRIME THESE DAY,S...

Your beauty and perfection a wicked disguise, Smooth caramel skin dark sapphire eyes, Your hair as dark and...

I,VE ..BEEN PUSHED
FROM PILLAR..TO POST !?
BEEN TREATED WORSE
THAN A FUCK N JOKE !?...

I.VE BEEN STRIKING " THAT !" POSE
FOR ..MANY A YEAR!?
& MANY HAVE SAID
I,M AN UGLY...

LET US..STICK TOGETHER !

THROUGH ..ALL STORMY WEATHER!?

THROUGH..THE HAIL & THUNDER...

HOW...DO YOU STAY !?
ON TOP..OF YOUR LIE.S !?
THE STORIES & UN-TRUTH.S!?
YA MUST...

I FANCY..A LITTLE TIPPLE !?
A LITTLE SLIPPERY NIPPLE!?
LASHING.S & LASHING.S
OF...