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HAY!....SANTA ?X

HAY!....SANTA ?X

SANTA..ASKED ME VERY DISCREETLY
"WHAT WOULD!" YOU LIKE THIS YEAR!?
" I HOPE YOU,VE BEEN A GOOD GIRL !"
AS..HE WIPED AWAY A TEAR!?
THERE..THERE  BABY GIRL!
DONT ..YOU CRY !?
COME & SIT ON MY
LAP & TELL ME ..ALL ABOUT IT!?
             " WHY !"
WHY.SANTA"..WHAT IS UNDER THE HAY !"?
" TAKE A LOOK & SEE !"
" LITTLE GIRL !"
PUT MY SPECIAL HAT
OVER YOUR EYE,S !
& FEEL YOUR WAY !?
& FIND YA SURPRISE !?
" IS IT A RECORDER!" SANTA ?
" YES  DEAR GIRL !"" HE SAID !
HOW DID YOU GUESS !?
NOW..BLOW BLOW AWAY!?
& SHE PLAYED IT BEAUTIFULLY !?
" I WISH IT COULD BE 
XMAS...EVERY DAY !?
WHILE..GIVING HIM HEAD !?
& THAT MADE.(.SANTA.S DAY !?)
AS HE LAY..IN HIS STRAW BED!?
" OH JESUS !" IS WHAT HE SAID !?
AS HE SANG " WISH XMAS COULD CUM
EVERY DAY !?
AS HE LAY IN MANGER !?
GETTIN HEAD..FROM A STRANGER !?X

 

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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