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The Aussie Santa

The Aussie Santa

Imagine if it was winter here, would Christmas be the same?

Instead of Santa in his suit, he'd hang...

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NEW SPELL..REQUIRED !?X

NEW SPELL..REQUIRED !?X

I THOUGHT..I HAD YOU !?
UNDER MY SPELL !?
IT..MUST HAVE WORN OFF !?
BEACAUSE..ALL IS...

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MERE...MEN!?x

MERE...MEN!?x

WOMEN..ARE A MYSTERY !?
DRESSED..IN AN ENIGMA !?
WOMEN..ARE ALWAY,S RIGHT !?
DESPITE.....

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NEXT STEP.......BROARDMOOR !?X

NEXT STEP.......BROARDMOOR !?X

I,M GOING THROUGH THE MOTION,S !?
BUT..FEEL LIKE I,M NOT HERE !?
I,VE NEVER FELT..ANY-THING...

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BARBIE..LET,S KEN HAVE IT !?

BARBIE..LET,S KEN HAVE IT !?

WHY..IS IT ALL ABOUT YOU !?
ARE YOU.. THE ONLY
THING..THAT MATTERS!?
I CANT STAND THE...

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FRIDAY..THE 13TH !?X

FRIDAY..THE 13TH !?X

FRIDAY THE 13TH..
IS..A DAY THAT WE DREAD !?
SUPER-STITIONS & BAD LUCK !?
WE DREAM...

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BLOOD ..OUT OF A STONE !?X

BLOOD ..OUT OF A STONE  !?X

YA..CAN,T GET BLOOD
OUT ..OF A STONE !?
NO MATTER..HOW
MUCH..TO ME YOU MOAN !?
...

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2 NAUGHTY 2 BE ..TRUE!?X

2 NAUGHTY 2 BE ..TRUE!?X

IM ..TOO NAUGHTY
TOO..BE TRUE !?
DIRTY THOUGHT.S
I HAVE ..OF YOU !?
ALL DRESSED...

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SAME ..SHIT !?X

SAME ..SHIT !?X

SAME SHIT !!!

DIFFERENT DAY !?

EVERY-ONE MUST

SAY THAT AT SOME

POINT ..IN...

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SLAPPED ARSE !?X

SLAPPED ARSE !?X

PEACHY!..SEXY..!.

NAUGHTY!?..SAUCY

DOES NOT SPELL!?

TO ME D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!?

...

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HIS SCENT !?X

HIS SCENT !?X

YOU.ARE THE SCENT!?
THAT..DRIVE.S HER WILD !?
YOUR..VERY AROMOUR
IS..HER DESIRE !?...

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THAT..WOULD BE A START !?X

THAT..WOULD BE A START !?X

WHEN.. SOME-ONE REJECT,S YA FEELING,S !
IT.S EVEN WORSE..NOT KNOWING WHY!?
YOUR FOR-EVER...

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OPEN..YOUR DOOR !?X

OPEN..YOUR DOOR !?X

THEY SAY.. THERE"S IS A DOOR-WAY
FROM HEART TO HEART !?
BUT..WHAT IS THE USE !?
WHEN.....

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LOOSE...OR WIN !?X

LOOSE...OR WIN !?X

I DONT.. NEED TO BE RICH !?
IM..FABULOUS BITCH !?
I DONT..WANT YOUR MONEY !?
JUST...

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WRONG..POTION !?X

WRONG..POTION !?X

WHEN..WILL " THIS POTION !" WEAR OFF !?
YOU,VE..GIVEN ME WAY TOO MUCH !?
THIS.".LOVE POTION...

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HEART TO HEART !?X ,,<3 ...

HEART TO HEART !?X ,,&lt;3 &lt;3

I FELL.. HEAD OVER HEEL.S !?
THO. YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW !?
COS..I KEPT IT LOCKED INSIDE !?...

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" BLOW.....XMAS !"

&quot; BLOW.....XMAS !&quot;

XMAS TIME?

MISTLETOE & WINE !?

ANOTHER YEAR OVER !?

& YOUR STILL.. NOT MINE...