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HE.LL TELL YA .WHAT YA WANNA HEAR!
THE BIGGEST BULL-SHIT OF THE YEAR!?
WHAT COMES OUT OF HIS...

I SO SYMPATHISE WITH
THE PARENT,S & FAMILIE.S
OF A CHILD WHO IS ILL !?
WE,VE ALL...

YA BUILD ONE BRIDGE UP !
THEN DESTROY ANOTHER !?
FOR-SAKING ONE..FOR THE OTHER!?
IT...

100 % " MADE IN ESSEX!"
THERE,S SEX IN WHERE
I WAS BORN !?
I,M 100% ESSEX BIRD...

EVERYONE,S LIVE,S MOVE ON
EXCEPT FOR MINE IT SEEMS !?
IT,S LIKE BEING SUSPENDED IN TIME!...

THE START OF THE NEW YEAR
IS NOW .UP-ON US !?
" HAPPY NEW YEAR !"
WE ALL DO ROAR !?...

IT,S ..BOXING DAY !.. HIP HURRAY!?
AFTER..THE WORST XMAS DAY !!
MY MIRACLE, DIDN,T HAPPEN !...

MIRACLE,S..CAN HAPPEN AT XMAS !?
SO..KEEP YA FINGER,S CROSSED !?
PRAYING..FOR A MIRACLE !?...

GIRL.S LIKE ME.. DONT GROW ON TREE,S !?
SO.. I GUESS YOU,D SAY!?
THAT..I,M THE BEE,S KNEE,S...

YOUR..LIKE AN ANNOYING LITTLE FLY !?
BUZZING ..ROUND MY EAR !?
BUZZ OFF ! BEFORE I
GET...

I,VE ..ONLY GOT TO THINK OF YOU !?
& I GO..ALL GOBBLEDY GOO !?
YOU.HAVE A SPECIAL POWER...

AM I ... SURPOSED TO ACT !?
AS IF..WE,VE NEVER MET !?
AM I .. SURPOSED TO JUST....
BE...

SUPPORTING EACH OTHER..IN OUR OLD AGE !?
THO..VERY SAD.WHEN YA GET TA THIS STAGE !?
YA VIAGRA...

I,VE BEEN.. A VERY NAUGHTY GIRL !?
I BET.I CAN MAKE YA TOES CURL !?
PARENTAL GUIDANCE...

FINGER,S CROSSED !?
THAT,S..YOU & ME !?
WITH YOUR FINGER !?
ARM.S FIT N..SO SNUG...

WHAT IF... YOU,D TURNED LEFT INSTEAD OF RIGHT !?
WHAT IF...YA HADN,T WALKED AWAY FROM A FIGHT !?...

LIKE.A .BUTTER-FLY!?
WITH-OUT..NO WING.S!?
LIKE..A BIRD !?
THAT..HAS NO SONG,TO SING...