PLUCK..THIS BIRD!?X
100 % " MADE IN ESSEX!"
THERE,S SEX IN WHERE
I WAS BORN !?
I,M 100% ESSEX BIRD
& HAVE ALWAY,S
GOT THE HORN !?
I,D MUCH RATHER
BE DOINGĀ IT !?
THANĀ WRITING ..MY DIRTY THOUGHT,S
THIS ESSEX BIRD !?
NEED A GOODĀ PLUCKING!?
GET DOWN TO YA BOXER SHORTS!?
COS..I,M SURE AS HELLĀ
NOT FEEDING..ON SCRAPS !?
I,D MUCH PREFER
A LEATHER STRAP !?
I WONT LAY YOU AN EGG!?
UNLESS..YOU PLUCKĀ
ME & BEG!?
I,LL PLAY WITH THE COCK!?
COS.. I,M THAT KIND OF BIRD !?
IN A VERY PROFESSIONAL WAY!!
AS I,M SURE YOU.VE ALL HEARD?
ABOUT THIS PLUCKINGĀ
ESSEX BIRD!?
SSSSH DONT REPEAT
WHAT I SAY !?
IT COULD GET MIS-HEARD!?
COULD..BE ALL ROUND ESSEX TOWN
BY..LATER ON TODAY !?
OH SSHHUUTTT UP. JUST PLUCK!?
OR YOU WONT BEĀ
GETTING NO CLUCK CLUCK!?X
Tracy Timothy xx
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Ha ha Tracy, a clever write with as much horny humour as you can fit, great jobĀ :)
done a good plucking job x cheers hon