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BUZZ!...OFF ?X

BUZZ!...OFF ?X

YOUR..LIKE AN ANNOYING LITTLE FLY !?
BUZZING ..ROUND MY EAR !?
BUZZ OFF ! BEFORE I 
GET ME ZAPPER OUT !?
& SLAP YA RIGHT UP THE REAR!?
I FEAR..THAT,,S WHAT !?
FLATTEN YA..WITH ME SWAT !?
FUCK OFF ! & ANNOY SOME-ONE ELSE !?
GO & SIT ON SOME SHIT !?
BECAUSE.YOU LOVE TO CAUSE IT !?
OR..I,LL GET OUT ME SPRAY
& CHASE YA ROUND THE ROOM!?
& WATCH YA DO THE DYING FLY-DANCE!?
& WATCH YA DIE ..WITH GLOOM !?
SERVE,S YA RIGHT
YA SHOULD HAVE LEFT THE ROOM
SO..STOP YA STUPID DANCE
& HURRY UP..& DIE SOON !
SHOULDA LEFT WHEN 
YA HAD THE CHANCE
BEFORE..I SPLAT HIM
WITH..THE BROOM !?

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Stephen Weyant

ha! nice tracy!

were you thinking this up as you chased the fly around the house? ha ha!

thanks for sharing

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Tracy Timothy

thank you stephen x it has a bit of a double -meaning & no i wasnt lol

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