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I, AM ..BOD !?X

I, AM ..BOD !?X

HELLO THERE..LOOK AT ME !?
I,M HALF BABY
& HALF CHIMPANZE!?
I,M SO VERY HAPPY!?...

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MR..MARK-DOWN !?X

MR..MARK-DOWN !?X

MR..MARK-DOWN !
IS..STANDING IN TODAY !?
FOR MRS BETTY BIRO !?
THAT,S HAD TO GO AWAY...

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MISS.. HETTY HEN !?X

MISS.. HETTY HEN !?X

I,M HETTY ! ..THE HEN
THE COOLEST FUNKY CHICKEN !?
THAT..MR COOL CHICK!?
WILL THINK...

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MR.. COOL CHICK !?X

MR.. COOL CHICK !?X

HEY!.. I,M MR COOL CHICK !?
I WEAR ..DESIGNER SUIT,S !?
& I."M, ..REAL SLICK !?
MY...

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I,LL WAKE DADDY UP !?X

I,LL WAKE DADDY UP !?X

OOH MUMMY ..WHEN YA GONNA COME !?
BEEN WAITING & WAITING !?
SO..VERY PATIENTLY!?
...

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THE MAGIC PLASTER!?X

THE MAGIC PLASTER!?X

POOR LITTLE TED! FRED X
HE WENT & BUMPED HIS HEAD !
BUT.HE HAD A NICE MASTER
WHO....

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HOT.HOT.HOT!?X

HOT.HOT.HOT!?X

IF..YOU DONT GET HERE QUICK !?
& SORT ME RIGHT OUT !?
& A RIGHT GOOD SEEING TOO...

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ALL..THE RIGHT WORD.S!?X

ALL..THE RIGHT WORD.S!?X

I GET MY ..DAILY HUG !?
FROM MY ..DAILY MALE
OR.. IF HE,S UP FOR SOME FUN !?
I,LL READ...

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MARVELOUS..MABEL;!?X

MARVELOUS..MABEL;!?X

PLEASED TA..MAKE YA AQUAINTANCE
MABEL..IS ME NAME!?
I USED TO BE A STUNNER!?
EARNED...

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BARBIE & KEN !.COUNT TO...

BARBIE & KEN !.COUNT TO 10 ( NAUGHTY!") XX

1.2.3. CUM PLAY WITH ME ..PURR"ED BARBIE!?
4.5.6. REMOVE MY KNIX !?
7.8.9. PLAY WITH ME...

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DOGGIE..FASHION!?X

DOGGIE..FASHION!?X

NEVER MIND THEIR SIZE OR PASSION!?
GIVE IT TO EM ..DOGGIE FASHION!?
BEND EM OVER..SPREAD...

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LOVE BUG...BITE !?X

LOVE BUG...BITE !?X

I,VE BEEN TOTALLY SMITTEN!?
BY..THE LOVE BUG !
I,VE BEEN BITTEN !?
IT,S GIVEN ME A...

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MUMBO JUMBO !?X

MUMBO JUMBO !?X

I CANT FORCE MY POEM.S!?
THEY COME, WHEN THEY COME !?
FOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM
THE...

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"DONT NEED A TITLE!?...

"DONT NEED A TITLE!?" X

JUST..COS I AINT GOT A TITLE!?
DOESN,T MEAN..I DONT EXSIST!?
I DIDN,T NEED A TITLE!
...

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TURN A DEAF EAR !?X

TURN A DEAF EAR !?X

THE LONGER ..I WAIT!?
THE LONGER..THE SILENCE!
SEEM,S LIKE FOR EVER!?
NOT GREAT!!...

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MY..COMMISERATIONS !?XX

MY..COMMISERATIONS !?XX

I HATE TA BURST YA BUBBLE!!
BUT..THE MAN THAT YOU
CONFESS..TA LOVE????
IS NOTHING !!.....

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MAKE IT.. A HOT ONE!!??XX

MAKE IT.. A HOT ONE!!??XX

I,M NOT SURE WHETHER
I,M GLAD TO SEE THIS YEAR
OUT OR NOT ?! OR AFRAID
OF WHAT THE...