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MARVELOUS..MABEL;!?X

MARVELOUS..MABEL;!?X

PLEASED TA..MAKE YA AQUAINTANCE
MABEL..IS ME NAME!?
I USED TO BE A STUNNER!?
EARNED 1000"S ON THE GAME !?
I,VE HAD MORE MEN 
THAN YOU.VE HAD HOT DINNER,S !?
IT,S REALLY TOOK IT,S TOLL !?
COR WAS I..A SEXY DOLL!?
BUT..HAVE TURNED INTO A MINGER!?
ME LEG,S ARE SO WIDE APART
FROM..THE TIME.S THEY,VE BEEN SPREAD
ME HAIR HAS TURNED GINGER
& IS ALLERGIC.TO ME HEAD!?
ME BELT HIDES A MILLION SIN,S !?
KEEP,S EVERYTHING..TUCKED IN !?
ME LEGS HAVE TURNED TO STRING !?
AFTER..MANY YEARS OF SHAGGING!?
I WEAR THESE SOCK,S!?
TO COVER UP.THE AGE SPOTS!?
& THE HAIR THAT,S TUCKED IN
I,M ALWAYS CROSS EYED!?
MANY NIGHT,S I HAVE CRIED !?
I USED TA GO BY 
THE NAME OF ..MARVELOUS MABEL !?
NOW..I DONT THINK,I,M EVEN ABLE!?
I KEEP ME RABBIT IN ME BAG !?
COS..NO-ONE,S LONGER PAYING 
FOR THIS OLE BAG!?
I,M TIRED OF SHAVING ME CHIN !?
BEING PUNISHED ..FOR ME SIN,S !?
I,VE HAD MORE THAN MY SHARE OF MEN!?
NOW.. I HAVE TA PAY THEM !?
 

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Jason Lee

LMFAO hahaha Awesome Tracy I can see this on childrens tv before the years out :)

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Tracy Timothy

LOL TA JASON X A STAR IS BORN!? LOVED YA VASESTOMY POEM HON

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