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I,VE HAD A PIGG"N NUFF OF YOU ALL !?
I AM YOUR PIGG"N CORPORAL !?
IF..YOU DONT PIGG"N .DO AS...

FUCK A DUCK !?
IT,S MONDAY AGAIN !?
I CAN NEVER WAIT
FOR THE WEEK-END TO END !?...

INHALE. THE PURFUME!?
OF MY ROSE,S DESIRE !?
SMELL !..IT,S FRAGRANCE
LET IT.TAKE YOU...

" WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING !?"
OVER THERE ON THE COUCH !?
THEY,VE GOT NO CLOTHES ON!?...

" CAN SOME-ONE PLEASE HELP ME !"
" I DONT KNOW..HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN STAY
IN THIS MOST...

" DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP
LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!"?

" WELL YOUR LOOKING
AT ME LIKE THAT...

I MUST BE..THE STRANGEST TIC -TAC !?
YOU..EVER DID SEE !?
LOOK.WHAT,S GONE & HAPPENED TO...

IT,S PEDICURE DAY..TO-DAY !?
I CANT DO IT MYSELF !?
MY CLAWS GET IN THE WAY !?
M"ZZ...

I,M A " ROOT N TOOT" N RED -NECK!?
SELLING ME FUEL !?
THIS HERE,S ..ME BITCH !?
BULSHY...

WHEN. A BOY GROW,S FROM A CHILD !
INTO A FULLY GROWN MAN ???
& HE.S DONE. ALL THE GROWING...

PSSST..OVER HERE!
PEOPLE THINK!
I,M JUST A TEAR!?
I JUST SHUT MY GOB
&...

HAS ANY-ONE SEEN MY MUM !?
SHE,S A LARGE CAMMELLION
& GOES BY THE NAME OF DEIRDRE!?...

I,VE GONE & EATEN A BLOW FISH!
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
A VERY TASTY DISH !?
WHAT..A...

I,M QUEEN OF THE BEE,S !?
I,M A THOROUGH PEDIGREE!
I,M DRESSED IN MY FINERY !?
MY...

HOW MANY MORE
OLD RELATIVE,S
MUST KISS ME !?
HOW MANY MORE
WHISKAS MUST
...

SHREK.HAS TOO
PICK UP ..PRINCESS FIONA!?
BECAUSE.HE WAS TRYING
TO HIDE..HIS GREEN...

I WAS..JUST REMEMBERING !?
WHICH..STARTED ME THROBBING!?
REMEMBERING THE ATTENTION !?
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