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CHERRILLICIOUS !?X

CHERRILLICIOUS !?X

TWO LITTLE CHERRY,S !
HANGING .FROM A TREE!
ONE LICKED HIS
LIP.S AT THE OTHER
...

Poem -

SUN-SHINE & MOON-BEAMS !?X

SUN-SHINE & MOON-BEAMS !?X

SUN-SHINE & MOON-BEAM,S !?
THEY LIVE IN MY DREAMS!?
BUT.NOTHING AT ALL
IS..HOW IT...

Poem -

MAD-COW..LAND !?X

MAD-COW..LAND !?X

"OH..HOW I LOVE TO DANCE!"
ROUND & ROUND. I LOVE TO PRANCE !?
I TUCK MY UDDER,S !?...

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Poem -

ME & TEDDY ! ( LOVE TO...

 ME & TEDDY ! ( LOVE TO BALLET !) X

I ALWAYS..BRING MY TEDDY !
WITH ME..TO MY BALLET !
HE,S MY..NO.1 FAN !?
& HE MAKES...

Poem -

FATALITY

FATALITY

She sent you back to me like this?!
Desiccated, dried up and empty!
Baby, didn’t you...

Poem -

THUMP"N...TUNE,S !?X

THUMP"N...TUNE,S !?X

THUMPER ! TUNE OUT FOR ME !?
LET ME..HEAR YOUR MELODY !?
BEAUTIFUL NOTE,S THAT
DANCE...

Poem -

RUSTY,S..1 ST DAY !?X

RUSTY,S..1 ST DAY !?X

" DO I LOOK OK ?!"
I,M STARTING MY
NEW JOB TO-DAY !?
I,M VERY NERVOUS !?
I...

Poem -

ANOTHER..WRONG POTION !?X

ANOTHER..WRONG POTION !?X

PRINCE CHARMING
GOT.THE WRONG POTION!?
& IT CAUSED
QUITE A COMMOTION !?
...

Poem -

WANTED..WIL..EE THE WEASEL!?X

WANTED..WIL..EE THE WEASEL!?X

I,M OFF..TO SEEK MY FORTUNE !?
DOWN LONDON WAY !?
I,M GONNA WEASEL MY
WAY INTO YOUR...

Poem -

DAVE..THE DUCK !?X

DAVE..THE DUCK !?X

I CAN,T BELEIVE ME LUCK!?
I,VE FOUND TRUE-LOVE
WITH MY DUCK !?
WE HAVE..SUCH A LAUGH...

Poem -

TONGUE..TIED !?X

TONGUE..TIED !?X

I PUT MY TONGUE OUT
FOR A DRINK !?
& BOY WAS I SHOCKED !?
THIS FLY CAME FROM...

Poem -

SSSHAUN ..THE SSSNAKE!?X

SSSHAUN ..THE SSSNAKE!?X

MY NAME ISSS ..SSSHAUN !?
I,M A SSSLIPPERY SSSNAKE!?
ALWAYSSS...SSSLITHERING !?
&...

Poem -

COMMUNICATION..PEST,S !?X

COMMUNICATION..PEST,S !?X

NONE OF MY BROOD !?
WILL.LEAVE ME ALONE !?
IT,S PLAYING HAVOC !?
WITH.ALL THE...

Poem -

SEA-FOOD & EAT IT !?X (...

SEA-FOOD & EAT IT !?X ( HOPEFULLY!)

I,VE BROUGHT MY SPANNER WITH ME!?
AFTER LAST TIME
ON THE BEACH !?
SHOULD.BE PERFECT...

Poem -

HOPE-LESS..HARRY !?X

HOPE-LESS..HARRY !?X

I DIS-SPARE FOR YOU HARRY !?
YOUR BLIND..AS A BAT !?
HAVE YOU SEEN? ! WHAT
YOU,VE DONE...

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FUCK OFF.!!....CANCER !?X

FUCK OFF.!!....CANCER !?X

FUCK OFF !!!!.. CANCER !?
JUST..DISAPPEAR !?
YA DESTROY PEOPLE,S LIVE,S !?
& FILL...

Poem -

CRAZY..COW !?X

CRAZY..COW !?X

ENDLESS WORDS FROM
MY CRAZY IMAGINATION
I AM QUICKLY RUNNING
OUT OF STATIONARY
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