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SSSHAUN ..THE SSSNAKE!?X

SSSHAUN ..THE SSSNAKE!?X

MY NAME ISSS ..SSSHAUN !?
I,M A SSSLIPPERY  SSSNAKE!?
ALWAYSSS...SSSLITHERING !?
& ON THE MAKE !?
I LOVE THE TASSSTE  OF YOUR CAKE !?
IF..YOU HEAR ME HISSS !!
I,M USSSUALLY
TAKING THE PISSS!?
I MAY BE A SSSNAKE !?
BUT..THERESSS A SSSTING IN MY TAIL !?
&  I LIKE TO FEASSST ON YOUR.SSSNAIL TRAIL !?
& OF COURSSSE... I AM.MALE !!!!!?
I DONT CARE !?
WHO..I HURT!?
I JUST LOVE..A BIT OF DIRT !?
THE SSSTRONG OR THE FRAIL !?
I JUSSST LIKE. YOUR TAIL !?
I MAY LOOK REAL CUTE !?
BUT.. I DONT GIVE A HOOT !?
I JUSSST SSSLITHER AWAY!?
LIKE THE SSSNAKE THAT I AM !?
JUSSST..BECAUSSSE ! I CAN !?
I,LL BE DISSSCREET!?
COSSS, YA NEVER KNOW WHO ???
YOU MAY MEET !?
THERE,S NO FLIE,SSS 
ON ME.. ONLY SSSPOTSSS !?
I,LL LICK YA TA BIT,SSS !?
& TIE YA IN KNOTSSS !?X
THEN  DISSSAPPEAR
INTO THE GRASSS !?
COSSS I AM SSSELFISH
SSSLITHERING SSSNAKE 
& I ONLY WANTED !?
TO SSSLITHER..UP YOUR ARSSSE !?

Tracy Timothy xx

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