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COMMUNICATION..PEST,S !?X

COMMUNICATION..PEST,S !?X

NONE OF MY BROOD !?
WILL.LEAVE ME ALONE !?
IT,S PLAYING HAVOC !?
WITH.ALL THE TELEPHONE,S !?
I DO APOLOGISE !?
THAT MY FAMILY,S 
SUCH A SIZE !?
IF..YOU CAN,T GET THROUGH!?
IT,S PROBABLY DOWN TO ME !?
& MY VERY LARGE FAMILY !?
IF..I,D OF KNOWN !?
THAT THEY..WOULDN,T HAVE FLOWN !?
OR..THEY,D INTERFERE
WITH YOUR TELEPHONE,S !?
I,D OF STUCK TO 1!?
INSTEAD..OF 12!?
OR..I,D HAVE BUILT A BIGGER NEST!?
& WE WOULDN,T BE 
CLASSED..AS YOUR 
COMMUNICATION PEST,S !?
& I WOULD BE ALL ALONE!?
WE DIDN,T MEAN.TA 
MAKE YA MOAN !?
MY FAMILY,S..JUST GROWN & GROWN!?
I,M SORRY..ONCE AGAIN !?
IF..WERE PLAYING HAVOC !?
WITH..YOUR TELE-PHONE !?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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