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RUSTY,S..1 ST DAY !?X

RUSTY,S..1 ST DAY !?X

" DO I LOOK OK ?!"
I,M STARTING MY 
NEW JOB TO-DAY !?
I,M VERY NERVOUS !?
I NEARLY MISSED MY BUS !?
& THIS IS THE ONLY TOP 
THAT ..SHOW.S OFF MY BUST !?
MY TYPING..IS A LITTLE RUSTY!?
BUT..IF I MAKE A MISTAKE !?
I.LL UN-DO ANOTHER!?
BUTTON. AS A DISTRACTION !?
& SHOW I,M BUSTY !?
& THEN ..MY NEW BOSS !?
SHOULDN,T ..BE SO CROSS!?
BY THE WAY !?
I,M YOUR NEW SECRETARY!?
& MY NAME IS RUSTY
JUST..LIKE MY TYPING !?
BUT. AT LEAST I,VE MANAGED
TO GET HERE ON TIME !?
& FINGER,S CROSSED !?
I,LL BE ON..JUST FINE !?
& OF COURSE.. I CAN 
DO OVER-TIME !?
BUT..NO TOUCHING MY BOOB,S !?
THAT,S WHERE!
I DRAW THE LINE !?
& WE.LL.GET ALONG JUST FINE!?X
& I WONT SIT ON YOUR LAP !?
I,M STRICTLY.YOUR SECRETARY
& THERE WONT BE.NO TOUCHING ME!?
HOW EVER TEMPTING!?
IT MAY BE..OR I,LL 
SERVE YOU.. A PENALTY
& A DIS-APPLINERY !?
SO KEEP YA MIT,S 
OFF OF RUSTY .TIT,S..!?
NOW I,VE GOT ALL 
THAT OFF MY CHEST!?
"CAN I GO ON MY BREAK!"
NOW..PLEASE MR BLAKE!?
COULD I INTEREST YOU !?
WITH A NICE PIECE OF CAKE!?
TO GO WITH YOUR COFFEE!?
BEFORE..I FUCK OFF" E X 
     OOPPS x 
 

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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BLOSSOM

Lol!!  Tracy where you get your ideas, imagery and writing from is beyond me, but it is great!  Your style is as original as it gets, a vote from me hun :)

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Tracy Timothy

thank you so much lovely lol x i,m nuts dont ya know ?

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BLOSSOM

I guessed that one ha ha ;)

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