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MAD-COW..LAND !?X

MAD-COW..LAND !?X

"OH..HOW I LOVE TO DANCE!"
ROUND & ROUND. I LOVE TO PRANCE !?
I TUCK MY UDDER,S !?
IN MY KNICKERS!?
PUT ON MY LIPPY !?
& MY WINKLE PICKERS!?
I CANT DANCE AT ALL.ON ALL 4"S!?
SO. ON 2 LEGS I STAND!?
& BURN IT UP..
ON THE DANCE-FLOOR,S !?
IN MAD-COW LAND !?
IN THE SPOT-LIGHT"S!?
IS.WHERE I,LL STAND !?
& GO OUT ON THE PULL !?
& TASH OFF.WITH A CUTE BULL !?
AT THE FUNNY FARM !?
WE DONT MEAN YOU NO HARM !?
WE.JUST LOVE TO DANCE !?
& LOOK COOL & SEXY !?
IN MAD-COW LAND !?
WE.RE HOT & FLEXY !?X

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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