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ANOTHER..WRONG POTION !?X

ANOTHER..WRONG POTION !?X

PRINCE CHARMING
GOT.THE WRONG POTION!?
& IT CAUSED 
QUITE A COMMOTION !?
INSTEAD OF FALLING
FOR THE PRINCESS!?
HE.FELL IN LOVE
WITH HER. BROTHER LES !?
HIS.FATHER THE KING !?
HAS HID THE RING !?
SO ..ALTHOUGH THEY 
DID NOT MARRY !?
AT LEAST HE,S 
WITH 1 MAN .NOT JUST 
ANY TOM DICK OR HARRY !?
& AT LEAST 
THE PRINCESS
DIDN,T GET IT 
UP THE GARY !?
SHE,S NOW ENGAGED
TO .PRINCE LARRY !?
& EVER-ONE 
IS VERY HAPPY !?
& THEY ALL LIVED
HAPPY EVER AFTER
& ENJOYED MANY
HAPPY GAY YEAR,S !?
& LOADS OF LAUGHTER
AT LEAST..  HE HADN,T 
ALREADY..HAVE SHAFT"D HER!!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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Jason Lee

HAHA loved iot Tracy, my kind of humour, particularly this line LMFAO :)

 AT LEAST 
THE PRINCESS
DIDN,T GET IT 
UP THE GARY !?

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