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NO MORE..BLOW FISH!?X

NO MORE..BLOW FISH!?X

I,VE GONE & EATEN A BLOW FISH!
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
A VERY TASTY DISH !?
WHAT..A MISTAKE !?
I SHOULD..HAVE HAD SKATE
OR..MAYBE A TASTY WATER SNAKE
I DIDNT KNOW IT
WOULD STAY INFLATED?
SHOULD HAVE..PRICKED IT 1ST!
& PATIENTLY..HAVE WAITED !?X
THE FATTEST PENGUIN!?
YOU EVER DID SEE !?
SERVES ME RIGHT FOR !
WANTING A BIT  OF 
OUT OF THE ORDINARY !?

Tracy Timothy xx

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