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FUCK A DUCK !?X

FUCK A DUCK !?X

FUCK A DUCK !?
IT,S MONDAY AGAIN !?
I CAN NEVER WAIT 
FOR THE WEEK-END TO END !?
SO..ON A MONDAY !?
I CAN FUCK MY DUCK-FRIEND !?
FOR 1 DAY OUT OF 7!?
I,M IN DOGGIE HEAVEN !?
TUESDAY,WEDNESDAY &
THURSDAY,S A BREEZE!?
BY FRIDAY..I WANT 
YOU ON YOUR KNEE.S!?
SATURDAY & SUNDAY
ARE FRUSTRATING AS HELL !?
CANT WAIT FOR MONDAY MORNING !?
"GET A QUACK ON!"..I YELL
YA CANT HELP.WHO FLOAT,S YA BOAT!?
DOG,S ARE BETTER HUNG THAN DUCK,S !?
& AN ALL ROUND,,BETTER FUCK !?
ME & MY MATE ..DUCK !?
LONG FOR MONDAY,S !?
& WE CANT BELIEVE OUR LUCK !?
WE GET A WHOLE DAY..TA FUCK!?X

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Jack Ellison

Holy Crap Tracy!!! No holding back here!!! The other site I belong to would NEVER have allowed this! WOO HOO for Cosmofunnel!!!!! Big huggeroonies!

Jack xox

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Tracy Timothy

thanks jack x  i was inspired by the funny picture lol

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