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M " ZZ CLARRISSA CRAB !?X

 M " ZZ CLARRISSA CRAB !?X

IT,S PEDICURE DAY..TO-DAY !?
I CANT DO IT MYSELF !?
MY CLAWS GET IN THE WAY !?
M"ZZ CLARRISSA CRAB..........
" HOW DO YOU DO !"
MY LITTLE FRIEND,S HERE !?
WILL SHOW YOU HOW !?
COS..I,M A VERY LAZY COW !?
TOE .POE & JOE
WAIT ON ME NOW !?
TOE POURS THE TEA !?
& FEED,S ME FRUIT !?
& BRUSHES MY HAIR !?
& FIXES UP ..MY MAKE-UP REPAIR!?
JOE & POE "  Z 
DO MY TOES !?
WHILE ..I DRIP FEED !?
MYSELF..WITH LOVE DIVINE !?
IT,S SO EXHILERATING
I COME..ALL THE TIME !?
TOE. POE & JOE !?
JUST..KNOW WHAT TO DO !?
I JUST WANNA GET 
THESE BE-JEWELED
CLAWS INTO YOU !?
JUST ANOTHER HOUR OR SO !?
THEN.WE SHOULD BE THROUGH !?
THEN I.LL COME & FIND YOU !?
YOU SHOULD KNOW ..WHAT I DO ?
I GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE
" JUST FOR YOU "! ? X

Tracy Timothy xx

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