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OOPS!...SORRY FI !?X

OOPS!...SORRY FI !?X

SHREK.HAS TOO
PICK UP ..PRINCESS FIONA!?
BECAUSE.HE WAS TRYING
TO HIDE..HIS GREEN BONER !?
HE BALANCED HER THERE!?
WITH MORE ROOM TO SPARE !?
& UNDER HER SKIRT !?
SHREK..DID SQUIRT!?
SHOULD OF WAITED
UNTIL YOU GOT HOME !?
AS ..SHREK SHOT HIS FOAM !?
NAUGHTY FI FI.YOU ARE SO GREEDY!?
& SO BLOODY NEEDY!?
& TO- GETHER THEY
MADE THEIR WAY HOME !?
HAPPY AS.. A DOG WITH A BONE!?

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Jason Lee

Haha very witty as always Tracy :)

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