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ON..YOUR TIT.S !?X

ON..YOUR TIT.S !?X

" CAN SOME-ONE PLEASE HELP ME !"
" I DONT KNOW..HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN STAY
IN THIS MOST RIDICULOUS WAY !"

"DOING THE SPLITS
WHILE.MY WING,S ARE CLIPPED !
IS NOT..MY IDEA OF FUNNY!"

" YOU BLOODY BLUE-TIT,S!
WAIT..TIL I GET
OUT OF THIS MESS I,M IN!"

" & ON YOUR TIT,S I WILL BE CHEWING
IF..SOME-ONE WILL UN PICK THIS CLASP!?
I,M GONNA PECK  ONE OF YA .UP THE ARSE!?

" MARK MY WORDS .YOU WILL PAY
FOR TREATING ME. THIS SHAMEFUL WAY !
I,LL GET Y"ALL BACK ONE DAY !"

"YA GET ON MY BIT.S
YA NAUGHTY BLUE TIT,S!"
& OFF THEY FLEW AWAY
& AINT BEEN SEEN ..
TOO THIS DAY !?X

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Jack Ellison

Really silly BUT really cute... kinda like some stuff I write! LOL

Hugs, Jack xox

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Tracy Timothy

i am silly & cute x with a crazy imagination lol

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