CORPORAL.. HOG-ROAST !?X

I,VE HAD A PIGG"N NUFF OF YOU ALL !?
I AM YOUR PIGG"N CORPORAL !?
IF..YOU DONT PIGG"N .DO AS I SAY !?
YOU,LL BE BACON !?
BY THE END OF THE DAY !?
THERE,S NO SUCH PIGG"N 
WORD AS CANT!!!??
SO..IF YA CAN !?
YA WONT BE HAM !?
THERE,S NO PIGG"N WORD
SUCH AS " BOTTOM !" FOR ME !?
IT HAD BETTER BE TOP !?
OR..YOU,LL BE FOR THE PIGG"N CHOP!?
& IF YA BEG !?
YOU,LL LOOSE.YA PIGG"N LEG!?
NO ROOM..FOR MISTAKE !?
OR..YOU,LL BE A GAMMON STEAK !?
& PIGG"N CRACKLING !?
WILL BE ALL THAT IS LEFT!?
DO I MAKE MYSELF.. PIGG"N CLEAR!?
OR..YOU.LL LOOSE.YA PIGG"N EAR !?
& YOU.LL LOOK LIKE A RIGHT PIG,S EAR !?
DO AS I SAY !!....
OR.".MAKE MY DAY!"
& FOR PIECE,S OF YOU!?
WE ALL WILL PAY !?
YA SHOULD HAVE
PIGG"N DONE..WHAT  I PIGG"N SAY !?X

Tracy Timothy xx