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BULSHY BERYL & ME !?X

BULSHY BERYL & ME !?X

I,M A " ROOT N TOOT" N RED -NECK!?
SELLING ME FUEL !?
THIS HERE,S ..ME BITCH !?
BULSHY BERYL!?
NOT MANY FOLK,S
PASS THIS WAY !?
UNLESS IT IS !?
THEY.VE LOST THEIR WAY !?
THAT,S IF..BULSHY BERYL !?
DONT SCARE THEM AWAY !?
SHE LEAVES PUDDLE,S OF HER OWN !?
I,VE HAD HER SINCE A PUP
& TO-GETHER ..WE HAVE GROWN!?
SHE LOVES MEĀ 
& I LOVE,S HER!?
BUT YOUR NOT LIKE;LY
TO BUMP INTO US !?
UNLESS.YOU,VE GONEĀ 
WAY TOO FAR !?
IN A DODGY CLAPPED OUT CAR!?
& YOU,VE RUN OUT OF FUEL!?
IF..THE WORSE COMES
TO THE WORST !?
WE.VE ALWAY,S GOT THE MULE!?
BUT.YA MUST LEAVE YA CAR
IS..OUR NO.1 RULE !?
& PIG,S MIGHT FLY !?
I,LL TELL YA NO LIE !?
& COW,S FALL FROM SPACE !?
SHIPS! UP IN OUR SKY !
SEE YA Ā AGAIN.." TATTY-BYE!" X

Tracy Timothy xx

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