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I, AM ..BOD !?X

I, AM ..BOD !?X

HELLO THERE..LOOK AT ME !?
I,M HALF BABY
& HALF CHIMPANZE!?
I,M SO VERY HAPPY!?
THAT MY PARENTS..HAD ME !?
THEY NAMED ME BOD !?
COS..I,M RATHER ODD!?
& ALSO VERY HAIRY !?
& A CHEEKEY LITTLE SOD!?
BUT..HERE I AM !!!
WHERE ELSE..WOULD I BE !?
BETTER PUT BACK ON.. ME NAPPY!?
OR ME MUM WILL SEE!?
I,VE BEEN PLAYING
WITH MY FRIEND WILLIE !?
& SHE WONT BE VERY HAPPY!?
& SHE IS THE CHIMPANZE IN ME!?
WHO RULES OVER ME !
& MY POOR DADDY
( POOR SOD !")
PLEASED TO MEET YA
..I AM BOD !?
VERY CUTE..BUT VERY ODD!?X

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Carey Milton

Look at me....vote from me...you rock...go Traceyyyy...without the e.....lol x

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