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MISS.. HETTY HEN !?X

MISS.. HETTY HEN !?X

I,M HETTY ! ..THE HEN 
THE COOLEST FUNKY CHICKEN !?
THAT..MR  COOL CHICK!?
WILL THINK........
IS..SO FINGER LICKING !?
I WEAR GLASSES TOO !?
BUT..AT LEAST I 
CAN SEE YOU
I TOO..WEAR DESIGNER CLOTHES!?
CHECK ME OUT 
AS I STRIKE MY POSE !?
WHAT A PERFECT PAIR !?
WE.VE EVEN GOT 
THE SAME STYLE OF HAIR !?
I,LL MOVE INTO 
YOUR FUR LINED SHELL !?
& THEN YOU CAN GET 
TO KNOW ME 
VERY, VERY WELL !?
AS A PAIR !
I THINK WERE SWELL
& WE.LL BE HAPPY
I CAN JUST TELL!?
IF YA WANNA DATE ME!!??
MR COOL CHICK ..JUST YELL!?
I.LL BE IN YOUR LIFE!?
YA MAY HAVE JUST 
MET YOUR WIFE !?
MRS. HETTY COOL CHICK!!
IS A NAME THAT I LIKE !?
" REAL SLICK !"
HAS A NICE RING !?
FOR THIS FUNKY CHICKEN!?

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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