The Aussie Santa

Imagine if it was winter here, would Christmas be the same?

Instead of Santa in his suit, he'd hang his head in shame

For down under in Aussie land, our Santa's pretty lame

Clad in nothing but his jock's, what the hell's his game?

And don't get me started with his 'so called' team of reindeer pulling sled...

It's kangaroos and koalas that man prefers instead

So next time you complain of snow on your Christmas night

Think of me in Aussie land eating Vegemite

Yes that's right!!

No cookies, milk and all that cheery stuff

We're lucky if Santa's dressed

Yep we've got it tough!!