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DROWN..ME" SORROW,S !?X ( MIDUS TOUCH)

DROWN..ME" SORROW,S !?X ( MIDUS TOUCH)

I FANCY..A LITTLE TIPPLE !?
A LITTLE SLIPPERY NIPPLE!?
LASHING.S & LASHING.S
OF WINE.. GULP,S OR SIP,S
HOW EVER..IT GOES DOWN !?
GET IT TO YA LIP,S !?
TAKE MY SORROW.S WITH IT !?
I NEED..TO DROWN !?
FEEL.S SO NICE..GOING DOWN !?
RED,WHITE OR ROSE!?
PISSED..AS A FART!?
LOVING IT..IN THIS BATH!?
ALL WET & COSEY !?
MY SORROW,A ARE GONE !?
I,M HAVING..A LAUGH !?
IN..THIS HUGE MAN.S BATH !?
ALL WASHED .AWAY !?
AS I ENJOY..MY WINE 
A LITTLE TOO MUCH !?
& THIS IS WHERE..I,LL STAY
& PISS..ME SORROW,S AWAY !?
WITH A BOTTLE OF..MIDAS TOUCH
& A HOT BATH..WITH RUSTIE!
GIVING ME..HIS BOTTLE OF LOVE !?
POURING IT..INTO ME CRUTCH !?XX
A FULL.VINTAGE TASTE !?
AS YA CAN SEE..FROM ME FACE  : P X

I LOVE HIS WINE.. SOO MUCH X
AS HE POURS..FROM HIS CARAFF !?
TASTING.. HIS MIDAS TOUCH !?X
FILL UP ME GLASS.
FLOWING OVER SO MUCH

OI !" RUSTIE .GET AWAY FROM MY ARSE X

Tracy Timothy xx

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