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JACK FROST V"S SANTA !?X

JACK FROST V"S SANTA !?X

JACK FROST..IS NIPPING !?
EVERY INCH ..OF OUT-DOOR,S!?
LET,S HOPE HE DOESN,T PREVENTĀ 
YOUR VISIT.. FROM SANTA CLAUS !?
JACK N SANTA ..DONTĀ GET ON WELL !?
COS..HE,S REINDEER,S BOLLOX Ā ARE FROZEN !
& HE.S FROZEN.THE DONGER ON HIS BELL !?
JACK FROST..IS NIPPING ..AT SANTA.,S TOE,S !?
AS OVER THE WORLD ABOVE US..HE GOES !?
MUVVER CLAUS.. KNITTED HIM SOME SOX !?
& COVER,S.. FOR THE REINDEER.S BOLLOX !
JACK..CAN NIP ALL HE LIKE,S !?
BUT..SANTA.S WARM AS TOAST !?
AS HE DELIVER.S YOUR TOY.S & BIKES !?
AS HE,S REINDEER BALL.S..LIGHTLY ROAST !?
SO..HIT THE ROAD JACK !?
NO USE HIDING ..IN SANTA,S SACK !?
NEED IT TA CARRY BACKĀ 
WARMĀ REINDEER.S BALL SAC.S !?
LOVELY ...ON TOAST x

Tracy Timothy xx

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