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JACK FROST V"S SANTA !?X

JACK FROST V"S SANTA !?X

JACK FROST..IS NIPPING !?
EVERY INCH ..OF OUT-DOOR,S!?
LET,S HOPE HE DOESN,T PREVENT 
YOUR VISIT.. FROM SANTA CLAUS !?
JACK N SANTA ..DONT GET ON WELL !?
COS..HE,S REINDEER,S BOLLOX  ARE FROZEN !
& HE.S FROZEN.THE DONGER ON HIS BELL !?
JACK FROST..IS NIPPING ..AT SANTA.,S TOE,S !?
AS OVER THE WORLD ABOVE US..HE GOES !?
MUVVER CLAUS.. KNITTED HIM SOME SOX !?
& COVER,S.. FOR THE REINDEER.S BOLLOX !
JACK..CAN NIP ALL HE LIKE,S !?
BUT..SANTA.S WARM AS TOAST !?
AS HE DELIVER.S YOUR TOY.S & BIKES !?
AS HE,S REINDEER BALL.S..LIGHTLY ROAST !?
SO..HIT THE ROAD JACK !?
NO USE HIDING ..IN SANTA,S SACK !?
NEED IT TA CARRY BACK 
WARM REINDEER.S BALL SAC.S !?
LOVELY ...ON TOAST x

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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