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SO...WOT" THE FUCK ( ROCK MY PEN !) ?X

SO...WOT" THE FUCK ( ROCK MY PEN !) ?X

I CAN.. MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH !?
OR..MAKE THEM CRY !?
THEIR JAW.. MAY DROP
DOWN TO THE FLOOR !?
LAUGH YA ARSE OFF !?
YOU ALL..WANT MORE !?
OR..FROM MY HEART
SO..TRUE & PURE 
OR..OUT ME CRACKER BOX !?
OR..LOADS OF RAMBLING BOLLOCKS !?
BUT..DO I CARE !?
NA..DO I FUCK !?
SOME OF YOU..
MAY ..EVEN HAVE FUCKED !?
WHILE I,VE GOT YA GOING !?
GOT..YA JUICE.S FLOWING !?
WITH..ALL ME DIRTY STUFF !?
WHO..GIVE.S  A FUCK !?
GOOD..ON YA !?
GLAD..TO BE USEFUL!?
I BET..A FEW
HAVE PLAYED WITH THEIR TOOL,S !?
NO-ONE SAID, NOTHING ABOUT RULES !?
AS LONG ..AS YOUR AN ADULT !?
YA MUST..BE PREPARED!?
TO FIND FILTH THERE !?
DONT ..BE SCARED !?
YA BETTER READ THE GENRE
BEFORE ..I OFFEND YA !?
OR HAVE AN 18 SIGN "
WHAT..YA MAY FIND INSIDE !?
DONT..OFFEND YA !?
& IF IT DID.SERVES YA RIGHT !?
FOR BEING..SO UP TIGHT !?
UNLESS..YOU READ !?
YOU.LL NEVER KNOW !?
& I.LL PUT ME PEN AWAY !?
& OFF I,LL GO 
& TALK ABOUT ..FUCK ALL !?
IF YA SEE MY NAME !?
QUICKLY..FLICK PAST!?
IF..YA DONT WANNA READ!?
ABOUT DICK,CLIT,S OR ARSE !?
OR..MY SORDID PAST!?
MY PEN..ROCK,S FAST !?
WORDS WRITTEN DOWN !?
SO..AS TO LAST !?
BUT..IF YOU,VE FUCKED ME OFF!?
UP..YA FUCKING ARSE !?
LIFE..IS JUST A BLAST !?X
LOOK OUT..IF YOU,VE
TICKED ME OFF !?
IT.S WRITTEN DOWN 
FOR A REASON 
 

SO AS...TOO LAST !?x

Tracy Timothy xx

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Tracy, not offended just greatly amused and entertained as always!  YOU GO GIRL LOL!!! :)

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