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Time bracketed between

Time bracketed between

December first nineteen fifty nine and
December first two thousand twenty three
represents...

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Pendulous predilection per...

Pendulous predilection per procreative proboscis

greetings to a beautifully wrought reader
maybe ye happen to be a natural born leader
of...

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Off kilter

Off kilter

Yup
I sobered up
despite expressing regular
(unleaded and unlettered)
urge to...

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Legacy accompanied with...

uninvited GUESTS linkedin as the themes of mein kampf.

Legacy accompanied with inadequacy DESPAIR RING

Despite countless factorial permutations
& combinations, this cyber surfer
avails left...

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Lost libido rez erected...

Lost libido rez erected haint no fallacy

Me primate chronological
adolescent age evinced
flood microsoft billeted gates
...

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I relished being hungry for...

I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

(a poetic partial fiction
blended, diced, fricaseed,
marinated, mixed, pureed, sautéed,...

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Husband for sale at holiday...

Husband for sale at holiday discounted price

Tongue in cheek
by this moldering hybrid
combination nerd and geek
who suffers...

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Prune juice as effective...

Prune juice as effective emetic

Brainstorming yields casting
the following plumbline
netting genetic, italic, kinetic,...

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Still smarting from stupid...

five months ago to the day

Twas the cusp of tooth thousand
twenty three summer solstice,
when yours truly (a fool...

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Nope! I haint gonna crack&...

Nope! I haint gonna crack'n on the heat... just yet

until the cowed chickens come home to roost!

Sunlight streaming thru window
body electric of...

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A healthy dose of invective...

A healthy dose of invective flourishes at Highland Manor asylum

I hate to be curt,
but welcome to the monkey house
at 2 highland manor drive,
where...

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Thanksgiving gobbledygook

Thanksgiving gobbledygook

The following anecdote baste
upon overactive imagination of mine
in sync with being married...

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Ding Ding Ding 🛎

Never Ever

Ding Ding Ding 🛎

Never did we ever weigh the same, nor would we be in the same class.

If only it stopped after a...

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Harriet Harris née Kuritsky...

1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005

(untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935)
I trot out a poem acknowledging birthday...

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Digging my own grave...

Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment

Quite an undertaking
to break ground
figuratively, and symbolically linkedin
while...

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The bane of a cold sore...

The bane of a cold sore inside my mouth

Sent my smooching life south,
whereby I felt like poor Georgie Porgie,
pudding and pie,...

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Richard Mcgeehan Poem

Poetic license I employ
to match inventive
wisdom and witticism
regarding (brother in...