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"ORRIBLE LITTLE SHIT!?

"ORRIBLE LITTLE SHIT!?

I DONT WANT YOUR PITY!?

BUT..I,M NOT ALF AS PRETTY

I BEAR THE SCARS! FROM THEN!?

...

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QUE...SERA: SERA: !?

QUE...SERA: SERA: !?

QUE...SERA SERA
WHAT EVER WILL BE ..WILL BE!?
THAT..YOU WILL FINALLY REALIZE?!
THAT....

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Good Bones!?X

Good Bones!?X

There..Not a bad bone
In this body of mine !?
There,s Love & goodness!?
Down to my...

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My Pen...& Me !?X

My Pen...& Me !?X

WITH EVERY SECOND THAT PASSES!?
IS..ONE LESS SPENT WITH YOU !?
WITH..EVERY MINUTE ALSO!?...

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Pissed Again !?X

Pissed Again !?X

CHIN...CHIN!
GET EM IN !?
TOO MANY MORE!?
ON THE FLOOR !?
LINE EM UP..AGAIN...

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BEDROOM TAX ! ( PART 4 )...

BEDROOM TAX ! ( PART 4 ) YOUR NOT HAVING MY DOOR !?

I,VE MADE UP MY MIND !
YOUR NOT ..GETTING ME OUT !?
KICKING & SCREAMING !?
"NO...

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POOR HUMPTY !?x

POOR HUMPTY !?x

HUMPTY DUMPTY
SAT..ON THE WALL
SOME BUGGER
MISTOOK HIM
FOR AN ORDINARY EGG !?...

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SWEET CORN ! & PORN !?x

SWEET CORN ! & PORN !?x

SWEET PORN....IS A SIN !?

ALL FANNY.Z & KNOB,S !?

OR !?INSIDE..A TIN !?

OR.....

Poem -

YANKEE DOODLE WANKEE !?x

YANKEE DOODLE WANKEE !?x

YANKEE DOODLE
WENT TO TOWN !
RIDING ON HIS PONEE
WHEN .,HE GOT THERE
NO-ONE DID...

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WOT,Z"ALL THAT FOR ...

WOT,Z"ALL THAT FOR "!?x ( SPEAK UP !!!)

WHEN.. A MAN SAY,S

HE COULD,NT ."".LOVE YOU!?""

ANY MORE !?

THEN. GRABS YA BY YA...

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FUCK !!......FACE XX

FUCK !!......FACE XX

I LOVE...YOUR "FUCK FACE"!?

& YOU...LIKE MINE !!??

I WISH... WE COULD !!

LOOK...

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Marriage Row,s ( oops!) Vow...

Marriage Row,s ( oops!) Vow,s !?X

Let see how much she loves ya!?
For richer or poorer !?
When.Ya get poorer & poorer !?...

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Red,White & A Bit Blue...

Red,White & A Bit  Blue !?X

Thanks Giving... Be
To the Man
In the Union Jack T !
Cum ! & See Me !
Take...

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Quiet..As A Mouse !

Quiet..As A Mouse !

You..Used to worry ,If you,d upset Me !?

My feelings,..You used to consider !?

But..My...

Poem -

NO COCK "N" BULL

NO COCK  "N" BULL

I,m the Dog,s ..Apparantly !?
Read my blogs..My insanity !?
I dont know about !?
A...

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DID YA ..GET A BANG !?x

DID YA ..GET A BANG !?x

DID YA FIRE WORKS !?
CAUSE..A NEW SPARK !?
IN..YA LIFE !?
DID..ALL THE
OOOH,S...

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NO-LADY ( FLU!) X

NO-LADY ( FLU!) X

I,M SICK OF HAVING THIS COLD !?
IT,S WELL & TRULY MOVED IN !?
INVVADING ME ..FROM WITHIN...