Poem -

POOR HUMPTY !?x

POOR HUMPTY !?x

HUMPTY DUMPTY
SAT..ON THE WALL
SOME BUGGER
MISTOOK HIM
FOR AN ORDINARY EGG !?
INTO BOILING WATER !
HE DID FALL !?
BOY ! DID HE YELL !?
R.I.P HE,S NOW HARD BOILED !?
HUMPTY DUMPTY,S
FATE WAS SEALED !?
IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE !?
IF..HIS SHELLL, WAS PEELED !?
YOU..COULD HAVE BEEN SCRAMBLED !?
& WHISKED ,,WITH A FORK !?
OR. LEFT FOR HALF DEAD !?
OR..SLIGHTLY SOFT BOILED !?
SLICED OFF YA HEAD
WITH A KNIFE !?
WHICH OF COURSE !?
WOULD HAVE ENDED YOUR LIFE !?
& AS YA YOKE OOZES OUT !?
STICK A BLOODY SOLDIERĀ 
INTO ..YA NUT !?
TO LATE MATE..TOO SHOUT !?
LOOKS LIKE YA !
RUN OUT OF LUCK !?
AS YA IN ARDS DRIP!?
DOWN THE EGG CUP !?
AS YOU DISAPPEARED
& ARE EATEN UP !?
ALL THE KING,S HORSES !
& ALL THE KING,S MEN
COULDNT PUT YOU BACKĀ 
TOGETHER AGAIN !?X:Ā 

Tracy Timothy xx

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

" The Brightest Star...

" The Brightest Star In The Sky !"x

" 365, Painful days have passed, Since i lost my beautiful Mum !
I am no further forward, Not very...

Poem -

" Bollocks..To This !?...

" Bollocks..To This !?"

left..." It really is time for us, To stop talking bollocks !
We aint got a hope in hell, Of getting...

Poem -

" I Do Fear.. About...

" I Do Fear.. About Your Verbal Diarrhea !?"

" You have told me , So many dirty lies !!
That another shit-load, Is no surprise ?
Your...

Latest poems in Tragicomedy

Poem -

WHAT WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER

WHAT WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER

So predictable...

It took Charlie and your Mockery...

Your hands are stained...

...

Poem -

BUSTED

BUSTED

The dance after Karma bites you in the butt?

Trust Harvey?

I think their sinking Boat keeps...

Poem -

WOULD THE REAL ONE PLEASE...

MYSTERY GAME

WOULD THE REAL ONE PLEASE COME FORWARD?

They enjoy wearing two faces...

They make playing Can You Spot The Difference in a Game that you...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com