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MY MIND !?x

MY MIND !?x

IT,S FASCINATING. TO ME !?
YOU ALL READ..WHAT I THINK !?
I,M SO GLAD .I DECIDED!?
TO...

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100 % ESSEX BIRD !?x

100 % ESSEX BIRD !?x

NOT BAD..AT ALL
FOR AN..ESSEX GIRL !?
I NEVER KNEW!?
UNTIL I GAVE
IT A WHIRL...

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CHARLIE...THE CLOWN CAT!?x

CHARLIE...THE CLOWN CAT!?x

THIS CLOWN..IS A BIGGER!?
ARSE HOLE..THAN MOST !?
IF..THE CAT DECIDES TO SHIT!?
"THE...

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BOTTOX..ITCH !?x

BOTTOX..ITCH !?x

GIVE ME ..SOME BOTTOX !?
I,LL BE GOOD AS NEW !?
FUCK OFF !? FUCKING WRINKLES !?
I,M...

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I,M SHHH MAZING !?x

I,M   SHHH MAZING !?x

I,M SHHH...MAZING !?

I,M SHHH...MARVELOUS !

I,D BE MORE!?

SHHH....MAZING !?...

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WEAR..MY SHOES!?x

WEAR..MY SHOES!?x

PUT YOURSELF..IN MY SHOES !?
( IF YOU DARE !?)
THEN,,YOU CAN ASK YOURSELF !?
WHY THE.....

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"MOTHER NATURE !"...

"MOTHER NATURE !" ( IS A BITCH !) ?x R.I P.PHILIPPINE VICTIM,S

"MOTHER..NATURE!"?
HAS BEEN .A BITCH !?
SHE..MUST HAVE!
BEEN..REALLY PISSED !?
...

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THE..NEVER NEVER!?x

THE..NEVER NEVER!?x

I DONT KNOW ..WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS !?
YOU DONT FEEL. THE WAY I DO !?
I HAD TO MAKE A DECISION...

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LUCKY...PENNY !?x

LUCKY...PENNY !?x

FIND A PENNY!?

PICK IT UP !?

WITH ..ANY LUCK !?

YOU.LL GET A FUCK !?

ALL...

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ABSENT HEART!?X

ABSENT HEART!?X

ABSENSE..MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER!?
OR..SO THE SAYING GOES !?
BUT..YOU,VE GOT TO HAVE !?...

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MAD !!! COW DESEASE (...

MAD !!! COW DESEASE ( ENCOURAGE BREAST FEEDING ) ?? X

I ,VE HEARD IT ALL NOW !
WOMEN.. BEING PAID!?
TOO.. BEING BRIBED!?
TO BE ..LIKE A COW...

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LOOPEY ! LOUIS ?x

LOOPEY ! LOUIS ?x

GOD !! MY DOG IS THICK
HE. JUST WONT GIVE UP !?
HE,S..HAD A BALL TO LICK !?
FOR A...

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F " ......SSS X

F " ......SSS X

F... Is a good letter !?
To..Have in your mind !?
See..How many .F..S.you can F.ind !?...

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( FOR DAD X ) HEAVY HEART...

( FOR DAD X )  HEAVY HEART x 12.11.2011     R.I.P

I HAD ALL GOOD INTENTIONS TODAY !?
TO..VISIT MY DAD S GRAVE !
BUT..NOW THE DAY HAS ARRIVED...

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UNHAPPY ANNIVERSARY DADDY ...

UNHAPPY ANNIVERSARY DADDY !x ( 12.11.2011 ) X

I HAD THE STRANGEST FEELING
WHILE..MY DADDY LAY IN THE MORGUE!
I FELT AS THO.. I SHOULDNT BE...

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A Better Day !?X

A Better Day !?X

Your ,,my little ray of sunshine !
On a very dreary day !?
Your voice .Makes the day better...

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No Mannequin X!?

No Mannequin X!?

What..The hell do you think I am !?

A life sized..Fucking Mannequin !?X

Whats ..Your...