IT,S FASCINATING. TO ME !? YOU ALL READ..WHAT I THINK !? I,M SO GLAD .I DECIDED!? TO...
NOT BAD..AT ALL FOR AN..ESSEX GIRL !? I NEVER KNEW!? UNTIL I GAVE IT A WHIRL...
THIS CLOWN..IS A BIGGER!? ARSE HOLE..THAN MOST !? IF..THE CAT DECIDES TO SHIT!? "THE...
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GIVE ME ..SOME BOTTOX !? I,LL BE GOOD AS NEW !? FUCK OFF !? FUCKING WRINKLES !? I,M...
I,M SHHH...MAZING !?
I,M SHHH...MARVELOUS !
I,D BE MORE!?
SHHH....MAZING !?...
PUT YOURSELF..IN MY SHOES !? ( IF YOU DARE !?) THEN,,YOU CAN ASK YOURSELF !? WHY THE.....
"MOTHER..NATURE!"? HAS BEEN .A BITCH !? SHE..MUST HAVE! BEEN..REALLY PISSED !? ...
I DONT KNOW ..WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS !? YOU DONT FEEL. THE WAY I DO !? I HAD TO MAKE A DECISION...
FIND A PENNY!?
PICK IT UP !?
WITH ..ANY LUCK !?
YOU.LL GET A FUCK !?
ALL...
ABSENSE..MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER!? OR..SO THE SAYING GOES !? BUT..YOU,VE GOT TO HAVE !?...
I ,VE HEARD IT ALL NOW ! WOMEN.. BEING PAID!? TOO.. BEING BRIBED!? TO BE ..LIKE A COW...
GOD !! MY DOG IS THICK HE. JUST WONT GIVE UP !? HE,S..HAD A BALL TO LICK !? FOR A...
F... Is a good letter !? To..Have in your mind !? See..How many .F..S.you can F.ind !?...
I HAD ALL GOOD INTENTIONS TODAY !? TO..VISIT MY DAD S GRAVE ! BUT..NOW THE DAY HAS ARRIVED...
I HAD THE STRANGEST FEELING WHILE..MY DADDY LAY IN THE MORGUE! I FELT AS THO.. I SHOULDNT BE...
Your ,,my little ray of sunshine ! On a very dreary day !? Your voice .Makes the day better...
What..The hell do you think I am !?
A life sized..Fucking Mannequin !?X
Whats ..Your...