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MAD !!! COW DESEASE ( ENCOURAGE BREAST FEEDING ) ?? X

MAD !!! COW DESEASE ( ENCOURAGE BREAST FEEDING ) ?? X

I ,VE HEARD IT ALL NOW !
WOMEN.. BEING PAID!?
TOO.. BEING BRIBED!?
TO BE ..LIKE A COW
TEMPTING TREAT,S !?
TA..GET OUT YA TEET,S!?
£200 QUID..OFF YA SHOPPING !?
NOT BOTTLES !
YA TEET.S..YA OUT FLOPPING !?
OUT IN THE SHOP !?
YOU CANT DO THAT ( STOP!?)
WHAT.THEY GONNA DO !?
CHECK TA SEE !?
IF....YA MOO !?
OR..CHECK YA TEET,S INSTEAD !?
BREAST..IS BEST !?
BUT.YA HAVE TO BE UNDRESSED!?
YA CANT DO THAT IN THE CO-OP!?
OUT..YA TIT,S YA FLOP !?
DEFINATLY NOT..IN ICE-LAND!?  BRR
OR...TO ATTENTION !?
THEY WILL STAND !?
& EVERYONE WILL HAVE A BIT !?
WHETHER..OR NOT 
YOU WANTED ( ANY OF IT !)
& WHOSE ..GONNA KNOW !?
WHETHER..YA DO OR NOT !?
STAMP..EVERY TIT !?
OR..PUT A BAR CODE!?
ONTO ...IT !!??
IT ..WILL BE BABY MADNESS!?
STICK TO THE BOTTLE..NOT TIT !?
NOT ENOUGH OFFER,S !?
YOU..COULD GIVE ME 
          FOR IT !? X
IF? WE WANT TO SUCKLE !
OUR BABY TO OUR BREAST!
DONT BRIBE THEM .TO DO IT !?
THATS..UP TO US !?
GIVE IT A REST !?
WHATS..ALL THE BLOODY FUSS!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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