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LOOPEY ! LOUIS ?x

LOOPEY ! LOUIS ?x

GOD !! MY DOG IS THICK 
HE. JUST WONT GIVE UP !?
HE,S..HAD A BALL TO LICK !?
FOR A LITTLE WHILE NOW !?
BUT.HAS CHEWED .THE FUCKER UP!?
I CAN,T WORK OUT WHY !?
HE JUST ..DONT REMEMBER !?
IT..NEARLY MADE HIM SICK !?
& THRU THE FUCKER UP !?
HE..STILL SIT,S AT THE CUPBOARD
WHERE,THE BALL USED TO BE !?
WE,VE BOTH..LOST OUR SANITY !?
HE WATCHED ME..DISPOSE OF IT !?
THE ..THICK DICK !? & ME
RIGHTIN FRONT OF HIS EYE,S
IT..SHOULDN,T BE SUCH A SURPRISE !

SUCKED IT UP THE HOOVER!
SILLY..LOOPEY LOUIS !?
YOUR..REALLY GETTING SCREWY!?
UNLESS. HE,S PINING 
FOR THE REMAINING BIT,S !?
THAT ..HAVE BEEN SUCKED
UP THE HOOVER TOO !?
HE,S..GETTING..ON ME TIT,S !?
( SAME CUPBOARD !)
" SILLY BUGGER !" X
I KEEP TELLING HIM !!!
LOOPEY LOU X

IT,S IN FUCK" N TINY BIT,S
I,LL HAVE A BEER 
WHILE...I WAIT 
 

THIS IS ...FUCK "N GREAT XX
MY OLD FURRY FRIEND!?
WE,RE BOTH ..ROUND THE BEND !?

Tracy Timothy xx

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Nancy Mcgowin

Oh my goodness lol! This had me laughing all the way, and it is really entertaining, I liked it!

Nancy

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Tracy Timothy

THANKS NANCY X GLAD IT MADE YOU LAUGH
SAD BUT TRUE ! HE IS NUTS

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