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Aah... how great the taste...

Aah... how great the taste of water...

After lounging in bed until
late morning/early afternoon
we (the missus and I) felt restless...

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Memorial Day – 2020......

Memorial Day – 2020... since time immemorial

crème de la crème strongest and bravest
forsook their lives eternal peace they rest
honored...

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Memorial Day

Memorial Day

Officially called Decoration Day
proclaimed on 5 May 1868 by General John Logan
first...

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Oh my dog, another...

Oh my dog, another yesterday (May 23rd, 2020) spent inside

Anomalous earthling inhabited
mancave quarantined
cocooned gamesomely
knowingly...

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I'm done.

I'm done.

Vomit in my throat. Legs weak and body shakes.

Anticipate the suggested fate.

Get it over...

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Optional Retreat

Homecoming Lessons

Optional Retreat

Acquiring mind absorbs more in reflection.
Lays of land having delivered imperfection.
...

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Party Spirit

Fun, Fun, Fun.

Party Spirit

Demons from wardrobe, dressed to try.
Coming forth in total earnest to multiply.
Reproducing...

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How to attach a shower...

How to attach a shower curtain...

Suffering permanent anatomical
disfigurement, nonetheless
maintaining marital bliss
at...

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Early/mid afternoon May...

Early/mid afternoon May 22nd, 2020...

Raindrops percolate Perkiomen Valley watershed
pleasant reprieve versus quite warm temperatures...

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Please do not weep for me!

(alternately titled: dost newt expend precious tears toward...

Please do not weep for me!

Intense passion to read
doth foster divine enlightenment...

Also simultaneously, albeit...

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Spouse took hiatus washing...

Spouse took hiatus washing clothes and dishes

(alternately titled: tongue in cheek humor
cuz the following hyperbole
from this pencil...

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The fishing fellow

The fishing fellow

Hey long, lean, lanky fishing fellow as you stand in a serenity of a motionless mellow yellow
You...

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Jihad Donald Trump Style

Jihad Donald Trump Style

The glory of America,
now heats up
with agitation poised
to strike on the brink...

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I can hardly wait reading...

courtesy Karen Windle a gift horse

I can hardly wait reading welter of books...

ponied up late afternoon May18th, 2020
over roan nay bore lee volition.

Unbeknownst how she...

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Second, third, fourth......

ah... the stuff a dream come true would be made!

Second, third, fourth... stimulus check(s)...

Such would constitute,
the closest phenomena
approximating winning the lottery
cuz...

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Green Mile

Green Mile

Long Nights
Pain an Soul
Is Battling
They trying to
tame
cage
My...

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Our long time catered chef...

prepared a meal fit for (psst... me) a king

Our long time catered chef...

Actually professional cook
(trained since infancy)
long a staple of our family
since...