Abduction

especially bombardment of online scare tactics
courtesy fiendish insidious loathsome sinister oafs...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling...

As September daze will soon arrive
recollections from a
psychologically checkered past...

Nsync with variations on a theme:
of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich
(consisting of corned beef...

sizzles Delaware Valley today August 26th, 2022

Said geographical area composed of counties
...

I am a half breed my father Cherokee my mother Irish
It was a long journey for many across the wide...

Foremost gratitude heavenly indebted,
jumbling kindling, linkedin mourning
numbness overlaid...

Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly
befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky
...

Even as an old curmudgeon, aye pucker
and raspily suction, albeit toothless mouth
drawing...

Methinks hmm, perhaps
I admittedly self plagiarize and quite aware
aforementioned amalgamated...

Eagerness readily overtakes me prior
to succumbing to nightly slumber.

Tis boot a blink when...

Certified vegan;
Non-GMO Project Verified;
Free of dairy, lactose, soy, and gluten.
...

Given the nuclear weaponry arsenal today
August 6th, 2022, our collective ability
to lay...

Courtesy handy dandy
palmar hyperhidrosis
impossible mission to defeat
except poe wet...

A snippet of careering and careening
nocturnal cerebral manifestations
attributed to strong...

the most recent tabulation
signaled one hundred seconds to midnight

A couple years ago...

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who...